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@ el_diablo4303 If you have two seperate hard drives, it is sometimes an advantage to install games on the second drive if it is as fast or faster than your main hard drive with your OS on it. If you are running anything that is graphics intensive, then having a small or no pagefile will show up pretty quickly with 512 MB of RAM. Splitting your pagefile over the two hard drives should help also. DL

Hi Heartofgold, Welcome to MSFN. You should, if you manage to read this site from one end to the other first, find a lot of answeres and a lot of answeres to questions you didn't know you had yet. Don't forget to use the search function at the top of the forum pages. The one with the spyglass next to it. DL

Hi chilifrei64, Welcome. Making this forum better than it is will be welcomed, doing it should be a bit of a challenge. DL

Hi JayMcJay Welcome and enjoy yourself. Much to be gleaned from the forums. DL

Sick, twisted, just my kind of humor. DL

Outside of being a lurker, I wonder who this could sound like? DL

Problems, solutions. DL Edit> maintenance

I needed something that would get me more organized before I posted and found this. DL

7 posts in 6 months. You do keep your head low! Oh, hi! DL

True.. Didn't remember the others..! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And don't forget the nuns. Hmmm. Maybe somebody needs a service call. DL

"consolidates" -------------- yeah, let's see how well that goes. DL

Hey matrix978, np. It has to do with Catholic priests having to be celibate (no sex, ever. No women, ever) Someone had left out the r in celebrate and so the priest thought that................ DL

Who gave sven a printer? DL

A woman sued a bicycle company because her child suffered brain damage after riding one of their bicycles without a helmet. Her contention was that there should have been a warning with the bicycle, which there wasn't. She won. (The writer of this post assumes no liability, infers no warranty. Read at your own risk. If usind a CRT, please adjust your seat to a comfortable position and stand up every 5 minutes, sit no closer than 3 feet to the monitor. When standing, take appropriate measures to support yourself so as to not lose your balance. When returning to your seated position, please make sure the chair is in a position to receive you. Since this post does not involve any typing, the writer will not assume any responsibility for wrist and hand injuries) DL

Yes, I've seen websites dedicated to this theme and it can be funny and embarassing but what happens here at home (the US) is humiliating. Misspellings by all others, gladly accepted here. Sounds like in the new spelling scheme, that the German language wins, or at least the accent.

And my dad had a message to prospective new employers of his unliked ex-employees: "I can't recommend this person highly enough." DL

I've heard the second one before but the first is new to me. I like the first one better. @matrix0978 Aren't you supposed to be studying?

Definately the blue. DL

Do any of these qualify?Glenn's DL EDIT> This might make a good topic to sticky.

Any one of you comes a whole lot closer to being one than me. But I thought it was interesting. And you don't do any programming prathapml ? Me thinks you might. DL

Here ya go. DL

Department of Homeland Security as of 2 years ago.

Oh, I dunno. Maybe point my chrome plated .38 revolver and say 'It's about time you made a donation, I need a watch'.

Now I'm 54%. Heh... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Looks like Jeremy detected a 7% solution.