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check the site in his sig.

Especially the ones who work (?!) in tech support. I get one more of 'em tries to baby-step me through something, it'll be grounds for justifiable homicide. As to entertaining you, DIY. The job doesn't pay well enough.

"Wizard of Oz", Dorothy to Toto, post-tornado: "I don't think we're in Kansas any more."

The environmentalist bumper sticker reads as follows: Save the planet Kill yourself

dear god in heaven! that was a year and a half ago. found it in shell32.dll way back when.

try searching google news

XP Pro. I don't do amateur.

Just to be safe, export that reg key first. That way, you can restore if necessary. ---from one who learned that the hard way---

"Hey Leroy!" "What?" "Your mama. She's calling you, man."

L-A-M-E.

Earl Grey tea with ginger.

Try this http://www.davidcrowell.com/croa.html

Yeah, in your brain. Thanks boys and boytoys! Jeff: I got some (much-needed) clothes, and my mom's taking me to lunch today. We're doing dinner this weekend, as she works late Thursdays. Hubby just had to get a new car (new=1988), so... Again, thanks one and all.

How to Decide Whom to Marry You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10. No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kirsten, age 10. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10. No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. -- Freddie, age 6. (Very wise for his age.) HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. -- Lynnette, age 8 (Isn't she a treasure?) On the first day, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10. WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR? I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. -- Craig, age 9. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7. The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. -- Curt, age 7. The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. -- Howard, age 8. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing, I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out. -- Theodore, age 8. It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (Bless you child) HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? -- Kelvin, age 8. .And the number one favorite... HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck. -- Ricky, age 10.

One day, Jimmy Joe was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin. "Bubba, where'd you get that truck?!?" "Bobby Sue gave it to me" Bubba replied. "She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?" "Well, Jimmy Joe, let me tell you what happened. We were driving out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowhere. Bobby Sue pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said 'Bubba, take whatever you want'. So I took the truck!" "Bubba, you're a smart man! Them clothes woulda never fit you".

What do you call a smart blonde? A Golden Retriever.

Remember your old sig (drink, etc.)? Here's wishing you all 4 on your birthday.

A Catholic chauffeur was bragging to his friend how well the Jewish family who employed him treated him. "You wouldn't believe it," he said. "I get tips galore, and they always buy me lunch or dinner when I drive. My salary is great, with benefits! I get off all holidays, including the Jewish ones, like Rosh Hashanah." "That sounds pretty good," said the friend. "But what's Rosh Hashanah?" "Oh, that's when they blow the shofar." "Wow!" said the amazed friend. "Those are SOME benefits!"

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Close only counts in horsehoes

What about laptop keyboards? Air or vacuum?

You're learning!

Doggie: Dream on. Tris: nice save.

Take 2 aspirin and call me in the morning.

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