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http://rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_calls.shtml Oh. My. God.

Some friends!

Olive oil is made from olives, so baby oil... <Llama name here> is so dumb, he couldn't find his own a** with both hands and a mirror. ...couldn't catch cold in a blizzard. ...fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

bathroom reading.

1. That explains a lot. 2. Why do we have men?

(referring to the large turnout for Harry Cohn's funeral): "Give the people what they want, and they will turn out for it."

yes it does... think Warner bros, Hanna-Barbera, MGM, Rockyand bullwinkle, Chuck Jones, Izzy Freleng, Tex Avery, et cetera

#12 applies more to the sixties. Cartoons were really good then!

GAAAHHH!

That one was lame when I was 5. And that was almost 45 years ago.

...and you know what they say about kiwis and sheep...

1. Good to see you're back. It looks a lot better than your face. 2. Three men walk into a bar. You'd think the third one would duck.

Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of shame was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear that soothing voice trying to reassure him - "Howard, don't worry about it. You're not the first doctor to sleep with one of your patients and you won't be the last. And, you're single. So just let it go." But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality. "Howard, you're a Veterinarian..."

Throughout history, there have been ots of megalomaniac, psychotic, psychopaths in position of power. The important thing to remember is, we've survived them all. So don't let this latest crop throw you. Have confidence is human resilience. BREATHE/

Well darlin', you know we love ya!

Chris, lay off! He's my boytoy, and if anyone beats up on him, it'll be me. Jeff: glad you're out of hospital.

I post msfn urls as answers to questions posed in other forums. As for Chris' sig: Nice try, but no sale.

So glad your better. PM me if you want advice on dealing with rehab/medical personnel. Mucho expeience there.

Translation: wise up.

one of my sisters' oldest friends works in advertising. I'm forwarding this to her.

Jeff, you must've been thinking of me. Get well, my friend!

(yawn)

(dramatic sigh) Tris, that is so O-L-D! At least come up with something original.

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