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  1. Well Happy Birthday, sorry I missed it! Your horoscope was: You will be conducting naval maneuvers in the bathtub today, when you will have an unfortunate accident involving your toy submarine. The visit to the emergency room will be most embarrassing. Hope you made out alright
  2. Not so, backup is not installed by default, it's on your disc.
  3. Well I googled forums script + math symbols and came up with this. Is this the type of thing you're looking for? http://people.hofstra.edu/faculty/Stefan_W.../codeindex.html
  4. OMG I missed your birthday! That means you didn't get your horoscope. That's o.k. I found it It said you were supposed to make the bold move from fidgeting to twiddling. I just hope you were careful.
  5. I posted this May 29th and it took you guys 57 days to get it? lol!
  6. Disney movies. I have one disney movie valued at $400. I don't think I'd sell them though, that was the general idea, but now I can't seem to part with them.
  7. bounce around for a bit?!!!!!!!!!!!!! FthrJACK, you PERV!!!!!! lol!!!! becca, sweetie, you're new here so take it from me, stay away from that guy, he's creepy, just creepy! Take a look..... http://www.gumbopages.com/404.html
  8. Happy Birthday!!!! Your Horoscope: Today you will have a sudden, somewhat irrational desire to drive to Camden, New Jersey,(hence the name jersey girl) and visit the Soup Tureen Museum. Fortunately, you will restrain yourself. Have a good one!
  9. An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tightly so that it would not blow off in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?" "Yes, I know." said the lady, "I need both hands to hold onto this hat." "But, madam, you must know that your privates are exposed!"said the gentleman in earnest. The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday"
  10. Happy Birthday ThA_FiLeR!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your Horoscope: You would be ill-advised to try to shoot kidney beans out your nose, today, (Yes, I know you were thinking of it.) however,rice can be nice on a Friday. Have a good one!
  11. Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted. Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Little Leroy was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Leroy's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Leroy, of course, thought he did. Leroy's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted him to reflect on his behavior over the last year and write a letter to God and tell him why he deserved a bike for his birthday. Little Leroy stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter. LETTER 1: Dear God, I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one. Your friend, Leroy. Leroy knew this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over. LETTER 2: Dear God, this is your friend Leroy. I have been a pretty good boy this year, and I would like a red bike for my birthday. Thank you, Leroy. Leroy knew this wasn't true either. He tore up the letter and started again. LETTER 3: Dear God, I have been an OK boy this year and I would really like a red bike for my birthday, Leroy. Leroy knew he could not send this letter to God either, so he wrote another letter LETTER 4: Dear God, I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will be a good boy if you just send me a red bike for my birthday. Thank you, Leroy. Leroy knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike. By now, Leroy was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mother he wanted to go to church. Leroy's mother thought her plan had worked because Leroy looked very sad. "Just be home in time for dinner," his mother said. Leroy walked down the street to the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there. He picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary. He slipped it under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into his house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen. Leroy began to write his letter to God. LETTER 5: I'VE GOT YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE. Signed, YOU KNOW WHO.
  12. Hi will. Are you talking about this feature? Open OE, go to tools-accounts-properties-advanced, there you'll see "sending" enter a size in kb's. Note though that only someone using OE can reconstruct your message.
  13. OMG I missed your birthday!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry Pia, hope you had a good one! Your belated horoscope: One day soon you will lie to yourself. Amusingly, you will be completely taken in, and will be very annoyed later when the truth comes out. There is nothing wrong with getting older it just means you have less to learn the hard way!
  14. Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!! Your Horoscope: You will go on a boat ride, and a deranged bunny will swim towards you in a threatening manner. Unfortunately, this episode will be caught on videotape by a tourist, and your dreams of a political career will be forever dashed. Have a good one!
  15. This just in, Some of the extreme fundamentalist Muslim countries are now requiring all Muslim girls over the age of 18 to shave all their pubic hair as a sign of defiance to the West. International news reporters are saying that the anti-Bush campaign has gone too far.

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