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..even longer scar.

Did you also have your brain pierced?

A middle-aged woman and her husband are discussing her latest checkup. Husband: "Well? What did the doctor say?" Wife: "He said I have the body of a teenager?" Husband: "Yeah? What about your fat a**?" Wife: "Your name didn't come up in conversation."

http://www.trafficlightwars.co.uk/ Rev: #1 should interest you.

Instead of lawyers, Shakespeare should've said, "Let's kill all the managers." and here's why: When you take a long time, you're slow. When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough... When you don't do it, you're lazy. When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy... When you make a mistake, you're an id***. When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human... When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority. When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative... When you take a stand, you're being bull-headed. When your boss does it, he's being firm... When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude. When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original... When you please your boss, you're apple polishing. When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative... When you're out of the office, you're wandering around. When your boss is out of the office, he's on business... When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick. When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill... When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview. When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked...

http://www.euronaut.org/ the site's in German, but the pix are self-explanatory.

Thanks, Ismet! Mine all smeary. Now i know how to fix. :flowers:

Once again, H.L. Mencken has been proven right: "Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public."

Why did Moses wander the desert for 40 years? Because he was too stubborn to stop and ask for directions. Right on, jerseygirl!

In NYC, we have so much snow my dogs can't walk!

the windows flags may be copyrighted -- and we all know how p***y MS gets about such things.

You mean it's a sailboat?

I had the same problem a while back. I think there's an article in the mskb about it. And here it is! (**** I'm good;)) 321186 - Search Companion Starts If You Double-Click a Folder The information in this article applies to: Microsoft Windows XP Home Edition Microsoft Windows XP Professional This article was previously published under Q321186 IMPORTANT: This article contains information about modifying the registry. Before you modify the registry, make sure to back it up and make sure that you understand how to restore the registry if a problem occurs. For information about how to back up, restore, and edit the registry, click the following article number to view the article in the Microsoft Knowledge Base: 256986 Description of the Microsoft Windows Registry SYMPTOMS If you double-click a drive or folder, Search Companion may start and the drive or folder may not open. If you configure settings for other actions that are associated with drives or file folders (for example, Open Command Window Here or Print Directory Listing), Windows may perform one of these actions instead of starting Search Companion. NOTE: If you configure the Single-click to open an item (point to select) setting in Windows, this problem may occur if you single-click a drive or folder. CAUSE This problem occurs when you open the Edit File Type dialog box for the Drive or File Folder registered file types. For example, this problem occurs for folders if you complete the following procedure: Open the folder, and then click Folder Options on the Tools menu. Click File Folder in the Register file types list, and then click Advanced. After you perform this procedure, the None setting is removed from the value data for the Default string value in the following registry key: HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\Directory\shell NOTE: This problem occurs even if you do not create a new action, edit existing actions, or change the default action in the Edit File Type dialog box. RESOLUTION To resolve this problem, edit the registry to set the value data for the Default string value in the registry keys that are described in the "Cause" section of this article to none: Start Registry Editor (Regedt32.exe). Locate and then click the Default value under the following keys in the registry if this problem occurs with folders: HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\Directory\shell If this problem occurs with drives: HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\Drive\shell Click Modify on the Edit menu. Type none in the Value data box, and then click OK. Quit Registry Editor. STATUS Microsoft has confirmed that this is a problem in the Microsoft products that are listed at the beginning of this article.

http://www.extensiontech.net/articles/howt...wto/mini2.shtml

Thank you Tris, Chris, and John. Flare: get a clue.

Why, thank you, kind sir!

Stars, because I am one.

To ALL my boytoys. btw: new weebl! http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/bag.htm

In the 1950's, the gov't said large-brim hats would shield you from atomic radiation. See Xper's sig.

****! Someone else here has good taste! Add "Some Like it Hot" and "Cotton Comes to Harlem" to the list.

...as in, "7 words you can't ay on television". (but I'm still waiting for the thing to load)

The What Soda Are You Quiz By Vishal They say the same about everyone.

And returns the empties.

So that's why you can't get laid!