piaqt

For those on the US east coast: If it's only April, why is it 86 degrees out? how is everyone coping? Me, I uttered the short version of the Serenity Prayer and turned on the A/C.

She knows: 1. that you don't think 2. Even if you do, who gives a rat's a**?

Breaking wind.

Don'cha just love it when guys (and young ones, at that) get all propriety-conscious on you? Puh-LEEEZE!

"Almost" only counts in horseshoes.

Not enough $$$ in the known universe. -OR- "My eyes! My eyes!" Besides, yours is the only one I'd even consider taking a gander at.

Amen. I don't go elsewhere for the toughies, I post here. Even the wiseass is better **cough cough Tris**.

--Jack Benny

Hi. I'm the MSFN diva, and MSNWar's my boytoy.

roflmao w00t w00t

I'm not the author, just the referrer.

I don't have a source for this, other than the friend who sent it to me. "You know the world is changing when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the USA of arrogance and the Germans don't want to go to war!"

There's always dog frisbee.

Once again, been there, done that. (sigh) Thanks for the advice. I'm REALLY trying to avoid reinstalling everything again. Looks like I haven't any other viable options.

Hi Dave! Have I got a problem for you! http://www.msfn.org/board/index.php?act=ST...=10entry37110 knock yourself out.

http://www.asciipr0n.com/archive/0013/bonnie/craft/

They should've translated it into Dog.

I'd like on order of ANTI-TALKSIDENT and DAMMITOL, and supersize that, please!

Been there, done that. Thanks for the tip, though.

Phrase: Full of himself Synonym: See "Geraldo"

especially with that cheesy mustache. He even looks a bit like Saddam!

yes. i tried all the obvious things before posting--resetting to defaults, reinstalling ie, resetting the default open for html files.... i'm trying to avoid having to reinstall xp. again.

another blonde joke!

OK. Here' a piccy of my address bar and my taskbar. As you can see from the yellow foder icon and the lower-quality html icon, Windows Explorer is what does my browsing, even if I open IE from its executable, not a shortcut.

... the American military reportedly told Fox News' Geraldo Rivera to leave the country (Iraq). http://www.ctnow.com/entertainment/tv/hc-a...dlines-breaking couldn't happen to a nicer guy.