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  1. damned if I know. this all started after a format: c to fix a corrupt pagefile.
  2. piaqt

    Dog Rules

    1. Dogs are never permitted in the house. The dog stays outside in a specially built wooden compartment named, for very good reason, the dog house. 2. Okay, the dog can enter the house, but only for short visits or if his own house is under renovation. 3. Okay, the dog can stay in the house on a permanent basis, provided his dog house can be sold in a yard sale to a rookie dog owner. 4. Inside the house, the dog is not allowed to run free and is confined to a comfortable but secure metal cage. 5. Okay, the cage becomes part of a two-for-one deal along with the dog house in the yard sale, and the dog can go wherever he pleases. 6. The dog is never allowed on the furniture. 7. Okay, the dog can get on the old furniture but not the new furniture. 8. Okay, the dog can get up on the new furniture until it looks like the old furniture and then we'll sell the whole works and buy new furniture...upon which the dog will most definitely not be allowed. 9. The dog never sleeps on the bed. Period. 10. Okay, the dog can sleep at the foot of the bed. 11. Okay, the dog can sleep alongside you, but he's not allowed under the covers. 12. Okay, the dog can sleep under the covers but not with his head on the pillow. 13. Okay, the dog can sleep alongside you under the covers with his head on the pillow, but if he snores he's got to leave the room. 14. Okay, the dog can sleep and snore and have nightmares in bed, but he's not to come in and sleep on the couch in the TV room, where I'm now sleeping. That's just not fair. 15. The dog never gets listed on the census questionnaire as "primary resident," even if it's true.
  3. Ya, that's what I figured. Best advice from the mvp's so far: reinstall everything. That sound you hear is the reason I didn't get voice-recognition software: By the time I'm talking out loud to my computer, I'm using language I don't want it to learn.
  4. asklepios: I have that problem at all sites. i haven't been to any ftp's via IE. Will try it, though. msnwar: No, I wasn't configuring user permissions. I checked, and afaik, I haven't disabled my permission to log on. btw: exactly where in the console tree are user permissions? local scurity policy? Still no word from the newsgroups. p***ants! Again, thanks for the advice. to all
  5. 1. Yes. 2. I did reinstall SP1, plus every post-SP1 hotfix. That's why I posted. Nothing I could think of works. aaaaaagggghhhh!!!! (I also posted to an MS newsgroup. Will let you know if I get any results.) Thanks for trying.
  6. As soon as I'm logged on to my ISP, Internet Explorer turns into Windows Explorer: The page icon becomes that from explorer.exe, if I have a few pages open, my taskbar groupig lists them as "<X> windows explorer windows open", downloads appear in a windows folder icon, and task manager lists explorer.exe, not iexplore.exe. I've tried reinstalling windows XP Pro. Didn't work. I tried resetting the default "open" value for html-files to ie6 (which it was, anyway). Also didn't work. I'm also getting "No internet connection available" messages, which is also not so. Is this a corrupt registry item, corrupt .dll, or screwed-up service or protocol?
  7. piaqt

    Prayers

    mine would be, "has a brain, a sense of humor, and knows better than to give me grief." actually, that prayer was answered 10 years ago. Except the last bit. But he's learning. And gives as good as he gets.
  8. Since when in any discussion does the entire thread make sense?
  9. to be followed immediately by "needle of the week."
  10. piaqt

    Bastard ...

    1. Retard 2. Turd
  11. Bad request Invalid request -- no address for host youbigdummy.com pig.
  12. piaqt

    Bastard ...

    The results are in. You are certifiably: 31% b***h! which is lower than the worldwide average 38%
  13. And THANK YOU so much for your help. :flowers:
  14. Or: Why Johnny Can't Read
  15. 1. Yes 2. Yes 3. So do I. Reformatted, reinstalled. Got another stop code from quickview7+. Uninstalled that puppy fast and did a system restore. Appwiz.cpl form sp1 is again giving me parser errors, so I opened a dos window at D: and expanded the pre-sp1 version to my root drive. That works, so... Also: Whatever was slowing down the loading of Kerio, NAV and all network-related crapola is G-O-N-E. And yur guess is as good as mine.
  16. According to that test, I'm freakin' HARMLESS! (says she in utter disgust.)
  17. Thanks, guys. Spent 1/2 the day grouching about having to reformat. Then, I flipped it: I CAN DO THIS! Now, backing up everything to CD. Later.
  18. format as in "wipe out everything"? if that's the only cure... How do you format C:\ on a laptop?
  19. it's my laptop. what about extracting pagefile.sys from the cd? would that work? Or deleting pagefile at shutdown? Thanks for the info.
  20. I know what a debit is. What's a cebit?
  21. Someone please translate the below so I know where to look to stop the bsod I've been getting from (among others) charmap.exe. Loading dump file C:\WINDOWS\Minidump\Mini031503-05.dmp ----- 32 bit Kernel Mini Dump Analysis Unloaded modules: f97b6000 f97b8000 splitter.sys Timestamp: unavailable (00000000) f4fec000 f5013000 kmixer.sys Timestamp: unavailable (00000000) f4fec000 f5013000 kmixer.sys Timestamp: unavailable (00000000) f52bb000 f52e2000 kmixer.sys Timestamp: unavailable (00000000) f5ee4000 f5ef4000 Serial.SYS Timestamp: unavailable (00000000) f5cfc000 f5d23000 kmixer.sys Timestamp: unavailable (00000000) f98a5000 f98a6000 drmkaud.sys Timestamp: unavailable (00000000) f5d36000 f5d59000 aec.sys Timestamp: unavailable (00000000) f5ef4000 f5f01000 DMusic.sys Timestamp: unavailable (00000000) f5f04000 f5f12000 swmidi.sys Timestamp: unavailable (00000000) f97c2000 f97c4000 splitter.sys Timestamp: unavailable (00000000) f9608000 f960d000 Cdaudio.SYS Timestamp: unavailable (00000000) f9056000 f9059000 Sfloppy.SYS Timestamp: unavailable (00000000) Finished dump check Loading dump file C:\WINDOWS\Minidump\Mini031503-04.dmp ----- 32 bit Kernel Mini Dump Analysis DUMP_HEADER32: MajorVersion 0000000f MinorVersion 00000a28 DirectoryTableBase 0fdd5000 PfnDataBase 81000000 PsLoadedModuleList 8054be30 PsActiveProcessHead 8054de78 MachineImageType 0000014c NumberProcessors 00000001 BugCheckCode 0000007f BugCheckParameter1 00000000 BugCheckParameter2 00000000 BugCheckParameter3 00000000 BugCheckParameter4 00000000 PaeEnabled 00000000 KdDebuggerDataBlock 8053dde0 MiniDumpFields 00000dff TRIAGE_DUMP32: ServicePackBuild 00000100 SizeOfDump 00010000 ValidOffset 0000fffc ContextOffset 00000320 ExceptionOffset 000007d0 MmOffset 00001068 UnloadedDriversOffset 000010a0 PrcbOffset 00001878 ProcessOffset 000024c8 ThreadOffset 00002720 CallStackOffset 00002978 SizeOfCallStack 000006c0 DriverListOffset 000032c8 DriverCount 00000078 StringPoolOffset 00005668 StringPoolSize 00001080 BrokenDriverOffset 00000000 TriageOptions 00000041 TopOfStack f6563940 DebuggerDataOffset 00003038 DebuggerDataSize 00000290 DataBlocksOffset 000066e8 DataBlocksCount 00000002 Windows XP Kernel Version 2600 (Service Pack 1) UP Free x86 compatible Kernel base = 0x804d4000 PsLoadedModuleList = 0x8054be30 Debug session time: Sat Mar 15 13:38:31 2003 System Uptime: 0 days 0:02:19 start end module name 804d4000 806c6980 nt Checksum: 0020230B Timestamp: Thu Aug 29 05:03:24 2002 (3D6DE35C ) Unloaded modules: f6497000 f64be000 kmixer.sys Timestamp: unavailable (00000000) f985d000 f985e000 drmkaud.sys Timestamp: unavailable (00000000) f64be000 f64e1000 aec.sys Timestamp: unavailable (00000000) f6607000 f6614000 DMusic.sys Timestamp: unavailable (00000000) f6617000 f6625000 swmidi.sys Timestamp: unavailable (00000000) f97de000 f97e0000 splitter.sys Timestamp: unavailable (00000000) f9630000 f9635000 Cdaudio.SYS Timestamp: unavailable (00000000) f9052000 f9055000 Sfloppy.SYS Timestamp: unavailable (00000000) Finished dump check Loading dump file C:\WINDOWS\Minidump\Mini031503-03.dmp ----- 32 bit Kernel Mini Dump Analysis DUMP_HEADER32: MajorVersion 0000000f MinorVersion 00000a28 DirectoryTableBase 02246000 PfnDataBase 81000000 PsLoadedModuleList 8054be30 PsActiveProcessHead 8054de78 MachineImageType 0000014c NumberProcessors 00000001 BugCheckCode 0000007f BugCheckParameter1 00000000 BugCheckParameter2 00000000 BugCheckParameter3 00000000 BugCheckParameter4 00000000 PaeEnabled 00000000 KdDebuggerDataBlock 8053dde0 MiniDumpFields 00000dff TRIAGE_DUMP32: ServicePackBuild 00000100 SizeOfDump 00010000 ValidOffset 0000fffc ContextOffset 00000320 ExceptionOffset 000007d0 MmOffset 00001068 UnloadedDriversOffset 000010a0 PrcbOffset 00001878 ProcessOffset 000024c8 ThreadOffset 00002720 CallStackOffset 00002978 SizeOfCallStack 000006c0 DriverListOffset 000032c8 DriverCount 00000078 StringPoolOffset 00005668 StringPoolSize 00001080 BrokenDriverOffset 00000000 TriageOptions 00000041 TopOfStack f6456940 DebuggerDataOffset 00003038 DebuggerDataSize 00000290 DataBlocksOffset 000066e8 DataBlocksCount 00000002 Kernel base = 0x804d4000 PsLoadedModuleList = 0x8054be30 Debug session time: Sat Mar 15 13:35:59 2003 System Uptime: 0 days 0:00:49 start end module name 804d4000 806c6980 nt Checksum: 0020230B Timestamp: Thu Aug 29 05:03:24 2002 (3D6DE35C ) Unloaded modules: f989f000 f98a0000 drmkaud.sys Timestamp: unavailable (00000000) f64be000 f64e1000 aec.sys Timestamp: unavailable (00000000) f65f7000 f6604000 DMusic.sys Timestamp: unavailable (00000000) f6607000 f6615000 swmidi.sys Timestamp: unavailable (00000000) f97ee000 f97f0000 splitter.sys Timestamp: unavailable (00000000) f9638000 f963d000 Cdaudio.SYS Timestamp: unavailable (00000000) f9052000 f9055000 Sfloppy.SYS Timestamp: unavailable (00000000) Finished dump check Loading dump file C:\WINDOWS\Minidump\Mini031503-02.dmp ----- 32 bit Kernel Mini Dump Analysis DUMP_HEADER32: MajorVersion 0000000f MinorVersion 00000a28 DirectoryTableBase 05d55000 PfnDataBase 81000000 PsLoadedModuleList 8054be30 PsActiveProcessHead 8054de78 MachineImageType 0000014c NumberProcessors 00000001 BugCheckCode 0000007f BugCheckParameter1 00000000 BugCheckParameter2 00000000 BugCheckParameter3 00000000 BugCheckParameter4 00000000 PaeEnabled 00000000 KdDebuggerDataBlock 8053dde0 MiniDumpFields 00000dff TRIAGE_DUMP32: ServicePackBuild 00000100 SizeOfDump 00010000 ValidOffset 0000fffc ContextOffset 00000320 ExceptionOffset 000007d0 MmOffset 00001068 UnloadedDriversOffset 000010a0 PrcbOffset 00001878 ProcessOffset 000024c8 ThreadOffset 00002720 CallStackOffset 00002978 SizeOfCallStack 000006c0 DriverListOffset 000032c8 DriverCount 00000086 StringPoolOffset 00005a90 StringPoolSize 00001280 BrokenDriverOffset 00000000 TriageOptions 00000041 TopOfStack f5cc4940 DebuggerDataOffset 00003038 DebuggerDataSize 00000290 DataBlocksOffset 00006d10 DataBlocksCount 00000002 Kernel base = 0x804d4000 PsLoadedModuleList = 0x8054be30 Debug session time: Sat Mar 15 13:34:59 2003 System Uptime: 0 days 0:12:28 start end module name 804d4000 806c6980 nt Checksum: 0020230B Timestamp: Thu Aug 29 05:03:24 2002 (3D6DE35C ) Unloaded modules: f5b1e000 f5b45000 kmixer.sys Timestamp: unavailable (00000000) f6367000 f6377000 Serial.SYS Timestamp: unavailable (00000000) f63f7000 f641e000 kmixer.sys Timestamp: unavailable (00000000) f9857000 f9858000 drmkaud.sys Timestamp: unavailable (00000000) f641e000 f6441000 aec.sys Timestamp: unavailable (00000000) f68e3000 f68f0000 DMusic.sys Timestamp: unavailable (00000000) f7a29000 f7a37000 swmidi.sys Timestamp: unavailable (00000000) f9810000 f9812000 splitter.sys Timestamp: unavailable (00000000) f9608000 f960d000 Cdaudio.SYS Timestamp: unavailable (00000000) f96f4000 f96f7000 Sfloppy.SYS Timestamp: unavailable (00000000) Finished dump check Loading dump file C:\WINDOWS\Minidump\Mini031503-01.dmp ----- 32 bit Kernel Mini Dump Analysis DUMP_HEADER32: MajorVersion 0000000f MinorVersion 00000a28 DirectoryTableBase 0fc3b000 PfnDataBase 81000000 PsLoadedModuleList 8054be30 PsActiveProcessHead 8054de78 MachineImageType 0000014c NumberProcessors 00000001 BugCheckCode 0000007f BugCheckParameter1 00000000 BugCheckParameter2 00000000 BugCheckParameter3 00000000 BugCheckParameter4 00000000 PaeEnabled 00000000 KdDebuggerDataBlock 8053dde0 MiniDumpFields 00000dff TRIAGE_DUMP32: ServicePackBuild 00000100 SizeOfDump 00010000 ValidOffset 0000fffc ContextOffset 00000320 ExceptionOffset 000007d0 MmOffset 00001068 UnloadedDriversOffset 000010a0 PrcbOffset 00001878 ProcessOffset 000024c8 ThreadOffset 00002720 CallStackOffset 00002978 SizeOfCallStack 000006c0 DriverListOffset 000032c8 DriverCount 00000088 StringPoolOffset 00005b28 StringPoolSize 000012c8 BrokenDriverOffset 00000000 TriageOptions 00000041 TopOfStack f6516940 DebuggerDataOffset 00003038 DebuggerDataSize 00000290 DataBlocksOffset 00006df0 DataBlocksCount 00000002 Kernel base = 0x804d4000 PsLoadedModuleList = 0x8054be30 Debug session time: Sat Mar 15 13:22:19 2003 System Uptime: 0 days 6:25:41 start end module name 804d4000 806c6980 nt Checksum: 0020230B Timestamp: Thu Aug 29 05:03:24 2002 (3D6DE35C ) Unloaded modules: f5876000 f589d000 kmixer.sys Timestamp: unavailable (00000000) f97d0000 f97d2000 splitter.sys Timestamp: unavailable (00000000) f9794000 f9796000 splitter.sys Timestamp: unavailable (00000000) f5876000 f589d000 kmixer.sys Timestamp: unavailable (00000000) f5876000 f589d000 kmixer.sys Timestamp: unavailable (00000000) f981a000 f981c000 splitter.sys Timestamp: unavailable (00000000) f5876000 f589d000 kmixer.sys Timestamp: unavailable (00000000) f9340000 f9350000 Serial.SYS Timestamp: unavailable (00000000) f6537000 f655e000 kmixer.sys Timestamp: unavailable (00000000) f99a1000 f99a2000 drmkaud.sys Timestamp: unavailable (00000000) f6599000 f65bc000 aec.sys Timestamp: unavailable (00000000) f66bf000 f66cc000 DMusic.sys Timestamp: unavailable (00000000) f66cf000 f66dd000 swmidi.sys Timestamp: unavailable (00000000) f97f4000 f97f6000 splitter.sys Timestamp: unavailable (00000000) f95f0000 f95f5000 Cdaudio.SYS Timestamp: unavailable (00000000) f96f4000 f96f7000 Sfloppy.SYS Timestamp: unavailable (00000000)


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