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piaqt

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  1. So is your heart.
  2. In other words, wussing out.
  3. Kelli: as to "not known them that long", age, etc: Iposted my pic LAST YEAR. And I'm 49 and proud of it. and you're right: w*****s one and all. Pathetic, really. MSNWar: Add all these to the boytoys calendar! If you like, I'll format and edit it. Be good to have for blackmail purposes. Like the pic I have of my nephew is his undies, age 2. He's now 12. He gets to be a pain, ba-da-bing! i threaten to post on the net. He know's i'd do it, too.
  4. Rev: It's a nice pic of your outfit and bike. I don't see YOU anywhere! Qualifies as wussing out. I'm so disappointed.
  5. Toldya so last year, Tris!
  6. Crackle!
  7. geforce, suck it up and GROW UP! When you evince some signs of maturity, good things will happen. Until then, most of what you'll get is just frustration. take it from the voice of experience.
  8. The best way is to hack shell32.dll with reshacker. Replace each icon with the one you want, save as C:\shell32.dll, boot to dos, copy to c:\windows\system32\dllcache\shell32.dll AND C:\WINDOWS\ServicePackFiles\i386\shell32.dll AND c:\windows\system32\shell32.dll. It's easier than it looks, AND IT WORKS! Or go here in the registry: HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\CLSID and search for defaulticon. Or go to folder options\filetypes\change icon. Save a backup copy of the original first, just in case. also save a copy of the hacked version.
  9. piaqt

    ISP

  10. Photoshop 7.01, Gif Movie gear (Icons), Xara3D 5, Ulead cool 3D, Fireworks and Flash (still learning), MS Photoeditor and Paint, Microangelo
  11. So can I, and yes. Jaeg hilsker dag.
  12. --Buffalo Springfield, ca. 1967
  13. for the funny farm: "Who would you like to trash today?" btw: Very nice work.
  14. Here<A man> goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. He hasn't been feeling well and wants to find out if he's ill. After the checkup the doctor comes out with the results of the examination. "I'm afraid I have some bad news. You're dying and you don't have much time," the doctor says. "Oh no, that's terrible. How long have I got?" the man asks. "10..." says the doctor. "10? 10 what? Months? Weeks? What?!" he asks desperately. "10...9...8...7..."
  15. Keep a small chalkboard near the phone. That way, when a salesman calls, you can hold the receiver up to it and run your fingernails across it until he hangs up.
  16. Yep!
  17. Cybia Eight freeware plugin collections, additional brushes, Photoshop specific actions, and a variety of textures are among the offerings. Plugins include mezzo and gain effects, color blasting, color swapping, alpha blending, and other color modifying techniques. For Windows and Mac users, with a few Linux offerings.
  18. piaqt

    cause & effect

    #3: An eight-year-old kid swaggered into the lounge and demanded of the barmaid, "Give me a double Scotch on the rocks." "What do you want to do, get me in trouble?" the barmaid asked. "Maybe later," the kid said. "Right now, I just want the Scotch." #4: A fellow was talking to his buddy, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything. Besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants so I'm stumped." His buddy says, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex any way she wants it? She'll probably be thrilled." So the fellow did. The next day his buddy says, "Well, did you take my suggestion?" "Yes, I did," replies the fellow. "Did she like it?" "Oh yes! She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the forehead, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll be back in an hour.'"
  19. and I know how to replace notepad with it, if anyone wants to know.
  20. piaqt

    cause & effect

    The neighborhood postman was retiring after 25 years. On his last day of delivering mail, all of the people on his route left him something in the mail box in honor of his retirement. Some left money, some left small gifts, and some met him at the door and invited him in for a meal. This went on all through the neighborhood. As he proceeded through his route, the gifts got better and better. One house even gave him a gold watch! He was so satisfied, but the last house paled in comparison. As he was putting the mail in the mailbox, the door opened, and the woman of the house stood there in beautiful lingerie. She invited him inside. He knew that this woman's husband was a truck driver and was away, so he went inside. She proceeded to give him the day and night of his life. The next morning he woke up to find she was bringing him breakfast in bed. He found a dollar bill under his plate as he ate and asked her about it. She explained, "When I called my husband to tell ask him what we should give you for your retirement, he said, 'screw him, give him a dollar.' Breakfast was my idea."
  21. metapad or notetab pro
  22. piaqt

    GeForce-5

    + obsessive-compulsive + Get a LIFE!
  23. An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his painting that were on display. "I have good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentlemen inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. I told him it would and he bought all fifteen of your paintings." "That's wonderful," exclaimed the artist, "What could be the bad news?" "The gentleman was your doctor."
  24. Maybe move the background so it's not directly in back of the thumbnails?
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