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Oh. My. God.

free o/s and office upgrades for life. And fix the **** thing BEFORE the release!! Or else pay me to be an exterminator.

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none of the blonde. plenty of my dogs, Rob, my siblings' families, etc. Well, one of my sisters is sort of blonde.

1. ?demise? 2. a refurbished inspiron 2650 with a cd burner. 3. ?ash?

Sed: where'd you get it? Me LIKE.

Blonde In The Breast Stroke Competition A blonde, a red head and a brunette were competing in the English Channel Breast Stroke Competition. The redhead won and the brunette came in second. However, there was no sign of the final contestant. Hours and hours went by causing grave concern and worry. Just as everyone was losing hope, the blonde finally arrived. The crowd was extremely happy and relieved to see her. They embraced the young girl as she came ashore. After all of the excitement died down, she leaned over to the judge and whispered, "I hate to be a bad loser, but I think those other girls used their arms."

Oh, hell yeah. Another woman with a mouth! Yeah, team! (high-fives all around.)

Hi, MSNWar! (btw: got another name?) About my leg: It was the perfect excuse to buy a notebook. So it's just fine. Hey, you got it, you use it.

Mine are way cuter.

My bro-in=law gets that one. He's Catholic, we're Jewish. That makes me an equal-opportunity offender.

Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam.

http://yoga.tripod.co.jp/flash/kikkomaso.swf oogs, please translate.

Nice to see you're back. It looks a lot better than your face.

...your e-mail address ends in ".over.yonder.com" ...the bumper sticker on your truck says "My other computer is a laptop" ...your laptop has a sticker that says "Protected by Smith and Wesson" ...you've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular phone. ...your baseball cap reads "DELL" instead of "CAT" ...your computer is worth more than all your cars combined ...your wife said "either she or the computer had to go", and you still don't miss her ...you've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your beer on ...your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite truck, tractor, or farm animal ...you start all your e-mails with the words "Howdy y'all"

Insisting that I'm right. I usually am.

it's supposed to be the tp'ed tree from hell. shrank in the wash. sorry.

...or...

Aha! Another P-funk fan! I always knew you had good taste, MSNWar.

One day, Pinocchio and his girlfriend were in bed doing what girls and wooden boys do. As they were cuddling later, Pinocchio could tell that something was bothering his girlfriend. So, he asked her, "What's the matter, baby?" Pinocchio's girlfriend gave a big sigh and replied, "You're probably the best guy I've ever met, but every time we make love you give me splinters." This remark bothered Pinocchio a great deal, so the next day he went to seek some advice form his creator, Gepetto. When Pinocchio arrived, Gepetto could tell something was bothering Pinocchio, and asked him what was the matter. Pinocchio revealed his dilemma to Gepetto. Gepetto searched up and down for a solution. Eventually, he suggested that sandpaper might be able to "smooth" out Pinocchio's relationship with his girlfriend. Pinocchio graciously thanked Gepetto and went on his way. Gepetto had not heard from Pinocchio for a while and therefore assumed that the sandpaper had solved all of Pinocchio's problems. A couple weeks later, Gepetto was in town to have some blades sharpened at the hardware store when he ran into Pinocchio. When he saw Pinocchio buying all the packs of sandpaper the store had in stock, Gepetto remarked, "So, Pinocchio, things must be going pretty **** good with the girls, eh?" and Pinocchio replied: "Girls, who needs girls?!?!?!?!?!?!?"

Happy Birthday

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit p***ed off, grabs the sheet and rolls over and says, "Well, I guess we finally know the answer to THAT question!"

You want a medal, or a chest to pin it on?

speaking of ancient history: what's the tweak to add MSFN to the XP start panel?