piaqt

Talent.

Official Certificate of Geekiness :sorcerer This is to certify that piaqt has been tested in the fire of the Geek-o-meter and has shown her class in achieving the brilliant Geek Rating of 79%. Accordingly she has been awarded the following accolade... "You're on a particularly useless cusp known as "being a bit of a nerd". Nobody really trusts what you say about computers, but at the same time, they keep asking you really annoying questions that they could answer for themselves if they just spent five minutes thinking about it. You also have to spend a lot of time not having a life in order to keep your slightly inadequate skills up to date. You have a choice: work harder and learn more, or give up and start to enjoy life."

LS: Icons url? Pleeeeeeeze?

Post a pic, you cheeky devil!

i was wondering when you llamas would get round to that one!

Sampling too much of the local tipple. You sure they're not from MIT?

I thought this one would be perfect for Big Booger!

Kelli, you got dibs on this one! (P-U!)

http://www.modestypanel.com/noses/noses.html I got 9 out of 16.

WRONG! I own Jack Russell Terriers. "Cat: the other white meat." ps. kel: not a putdown. a fond memory.

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

not to mention clueless. What do you call an almost-full bus of lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A waste of space.

A guy comes walking into a bar with a little turtle in his hand. The turtle's one eye is black and blue, two of his legs are bandaged, and his whole shell is taped together with duct tape. The bartender asks the man, "What's wrong with your turtle?" "Nothing," the man responds, "This turtle is very fast." "No turtle is fast," replied the bartender. "OK," said the man. "Take your dog and let him stand at the end of the bar. Then go and stand at the other end of the room and call your dog. I'll bet you $500 that before your dog reaches you, my turtle will be there." So the bartender, thinking it's an easy $500, agrees. He goes to the other side of the bar, and on the count of three calls his dog. Suddenly the guy picks up his turtle and throws it across the room where it narrowly misses the bartender and smashes into the wall. "Told you it would be there before your dog."

Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months. The only other thing on the island was the tall coconut tree, which provided them their food. Each day, one of the lawyers climbed to the top of the tree, to see if he could see a rescue boat coming. One day, the lawyer yelled down from the tree, "Wow! I can't believe my eyes! I don't believe this is true!" The lawyer on the ground was skeptical and said, "I think you're hallucinating and you should come down right now." So, the lawyer reluctantly climbed down the tree and told his friend that he had just seen a naked blonde woman floating face up headed toward their island. The other lawyer started to laugh, thinking his friend had surely lost his mind. But, within a few minutes up to the beach floated a naked blonde woman, faceup, totally unconscious. The two lawyers went over to her and one said to the other, "You know, we've been on this island for months now without a woman. It's been a long time...do you think we should, you know, screw her?" The other lawyer glanced down at the totally naked woman and asked, "Out of what?"

Yes!

I think I first heard that on SNL, 25 years ago. Still funny. (age has its priveliges)

perv.

Oldie but goodie. Now the real reason for this post: Post # 1000!

way to go

Ibn al' Smurf and I'm a) female and Jewish.

Now look up the name. ;0

Me! Me! I will! I will! At least now, I know what w***** means. ps. It's "seizure"

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