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http://www.techtv.com/callforhelp/howto/st...3359188,00.html

I probably have most of it, as I've installed a zillion updates. Will wait till 9th/

Thanks. Will try. UPDATE: IT WORKS!! Lezend, you just joined the ranks of the goddamned geniuses. and

That would have to be in your head. After all, this is XPerties we're talking about. PS Chris: Whazzup?

1. I think kerio is better. http://www.kerio.com/ 2. You're welcome

Which ones are you referring to? ZoneAlarm is a must-avoid.

uh...What's ECTS?

Thanks msnwar. You made me smile after a rough day.

no s*** sherlock

His monkey. Poll, anyone?

Neither, actually. They're only good for Steve Job's bank account. and I've got a friend like yours. p-i-t-a.

http://www.microsoft.com/windowsxp/pro/dow...s/rdwebconn.asp A recent IE roll-up patch rendered the Remote Desktop Connection Web Connection tool inoperable due to a change in how ActiveX controls are handled. If you have a web page built using the old ActiveX control, you'll have to download this new version in order to restore operation for any workstations that have applied the roll-up patch. This issue only applies to those using the web connection client, not the standalone Terminal Services/Remote Desktop Connection software.

no, a computer for the bored (board, as in ironing.)

* An older woman will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. * An older woman knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 50 give a **** what you might think about her. * An older single woman usually has had her fill of "meaningful relationships" and "commitment." The last thing she needs in her life is another dopey, clingy, whiny, dependent lover! * Older women are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. * Most older women cook well. They care about cleanliness and are generous with praise, often undeserved. * Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to an older woman. They always know. * Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off you are a jerk if you are acting like one. * For every stunning, smart, well-coifed babe of 70 there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22 year old waitress.

I'm trying to upgrade photoshop 7.0 to 7.01. Everytime, I get the folloeing error message: "Setup cannot find Photoshop 7 in the default directory." But it's there. HELP.

Add either "none of the above" or "they all suck" to the poll options.

tris & chris: Amen, bros

Happy Birthday

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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly, she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. "Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap ... and stay for breakfast. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed!! Everything had been SO incredible!!!! "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?". "No," she replies........." "You just happened to catch my eye."

Appropriate, yes?

All hail the Halifax One.