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After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could not afford a larger double wide) So, the husband went to his doctor (who also treated mules) and told him that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem. The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me -- I don't want to go deaf!" So, the couple drove to Georgia to get a second opinion. The Georgia physician was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed that they were from Alabama. This doctor instead told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to 10. Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count, "1, 2, 3, 4, 5...", at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand...

Interesting blog.

what he said.

They have to grow up first.

a couple of suggestions: 1. List by category as well as alphabetically. 2. it would be easier to see the logos without the blue "XP LOGOS" image behind them. Otherwise, great site!

Sashimi from the neighborhood sushi bar, ANYTIME!

Grow up.

I'm ½ Danish, so.....

Even I can do better. http://eachan.dorsai.org/~pia/ http://www.ileet.net/~pia/ http://members.fortunecity.com/piaqt

What he said.

You just pop them out of the shoes.

We must, We must, We must develop the bust.

we have the same sense of humor.

A site called Syberpunk features wacky Japanese products, inventions and even words. One particularly strange feature on the site is Game Boy Boots, which are platform shoes with built in Game Boy consoles.

The drive icon for my ZIP drive is wrong -- it should something in shell32.dll OTHER than the default windows icon. Question: exactly which icon numbfer is it supposed to be? (@=shell32.dll,-xxx) Any iconmaps thereof?

"How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg. "Well, doc, 25 years ago..." "Never mind the past! Tell me how you broke your leg this morning." "Like I was saying... 25 years ago, when I first started working on the farm, that night, right after I'd gone to bed, the farmer's beautiful daughter came into my room. She asked me if there was anything I wanted. I said, "No, everything is fine." "Are you sure?" she asked. "I'm sure," I said. "Isn't there anything I can do for you???" she wanted to know. "I reckon not," I replied. "Excuse me," said the doctor, "What the hell does this story have to do with your broken leg?!?!?" "Well, this morning," the farmhand explained, "when it dawned on me what she meant, I fell off the roof!"

how about you make mine?

oh, <razzberry>

medal or chest to pin it on?

A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mailman was dead on their porch.

sed and msnwar: Baby, your the greatest!

1. Chris has us all beat on most posts. 2. I'm the MSFN Diva. (see avatar.)

They should shoot the Dell guy.