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... and then there's the time he waved to Stevie Wonder...

yeah.... "Drunk Girl" from SNL!

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..and you made him look too good.

Don't get out much, do you?

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according to his webcam, tris has already eaten enough turkey day dinners to feed all of north america. twice.

no wonder tris won't post his piccy.

Earl Grey tea, brewed with ginger.

Thanks.

The $$$ to pay for my laptop. New toys for the dogs.

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So I guess this means laptops are safe for the non-penile-encumbered. Mine's a Dell Inspiron with a P4. They do get hot. I put mine on a lap table.

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A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going through his usual run of silly blonde jokes when a big blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says, "OK jerk, I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What do a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community, of reaching my full potential as a person...because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large...all in the name of humor." Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde pipes up, "You stay out of this mister, I'm talking to that little bastard on your knee!"

A rich, lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life, so she placed a personal ad that read: RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE WITH THE FOLLOWING QUALIFICATIONS: 1. WON'T BEAT ME UP 2. WON'T RUN AWAY 3. HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail...all to no avail. None of the men seemed to meet her qualifications. Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man, with no arms and no legs, lying on the welcome mat. Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you and what do you want?" "Hi," said the man "Your search is over, for I am the man of your dreams. I've got no arms, so I can't beat you up and I've got no legs, so I can't run away." The old woman asked, "What makes you think you're so great in bed?" To which he replied, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

Tuesday morning from 5:30-6 am Eastern Time (2:30 - 3 Pacific Time). The Earth will plow through a swarm of particles that escaped from Comet Tempel-Tuttle when it rounded the Sun back in 1866. You should see several meteors a minute -- perhaps as many as one a second. Look toward the constellation Leo (hence the name Leonids). BONUS: Tuesday night, Nov 19: Lunar Eclipse of the full moon, from 8:15 to 9:15 pm Eastern Time, (5:15 - 6:15 Pacific)

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cubed. at least.

Two blondes walked into a building.... You'd think one of them would've seen it.

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you ARE a boobs joke!

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