MadGutts

*** WARNING *** There is a new virus --- code name "work". If you receive "work" from your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail, phone or anyone else, do not touch "work" under any circumstances. This virus wipes out your private life completely. If you should happen to come in contact with this virus, follow these steps: 1. Put on your jacket 2. Round up two good friends 3. Go straight to the nearest pub. 4. Order three drinks, 14 times. You will find that "work" has been now completely deleted from your brain. Forward this virus warning immediately to at least 5 friends. Should you realise that you do not have 5 friends this means that you are already infected by this virus and "work" already controls your whole life. P.S. I have the anti-virus programme called "Skive" if anyone is interested

Sorry if you have seen some of these before but Check these out: Silly photos I know which one the guys will like ! and which the girls will like!

Another lunch break trawling the internet and I have come across this joke on one of my stage lighting suppliers... . . . if all major retailers started making their own condoms and keeping their same slogan ... Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better. Tesco Condoms - every little helps. Nike Condoms - Just do it. Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life. Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk. KFC Condoms - Finger, Licking good. Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands. Safeway condoms - Lightening the load. Abbey condoms - because life is complicated enough. Coca Cola condoms - The real thing. Duracell condoms - keep going and going. Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple. (you won't get a pc user using these!!) Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop. Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper Goodyear condoms - for a longer ride go wide FCUK condoms - no comment required. Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain Halford condoms - we go the extra mile. On-digital condoms - plug and play!!!! Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you. Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long Renault condoms - size really does matter! Ronseal condoms - does exactly what is says on the tin Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!!(sorry!) Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world. AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of an animal Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!! (VERY poor seller!!!)

Is this script being used on a local intranet? or on the web? If you use it on the web, then as DarkPhoenix said, the clock on the local machine is what the javacode will use. I dont know if this will work, But.... If you could ge the time from a UK time server instead of the local clock, then it would be far more acurate than the local clock. Windows 2000 server needs to sync to a time server regularly. But i used to have a program for Windows 98 and 2k to connect and correct the local time. Hope this is of some help.

Hmm... And the use of that is?...... unless you've swam out too far and need resquing! - a flare is cheaper tho !

lol I got 7/10 too.... ... 1 of them said he was a computer programmer, but didn't invent any code - then killed a load of ppl ! moral of this is, stay away from stressed computer developers !!!!

rofl Dats a good one !

lmao

Hmmm.... Ideal for the virtual girlfriend... just needs a leg shaper, and a face modeller.... lol Even better if you could then use that to generate a person for a game ! wot realism!

Notepad Rules ! But Dreamweaver is very good, and fairly easy to use....

I'm using IIS.. yes it does, but i dont know much about it...

Hi People... I am wondering about live audio streaming on the internet. Whats the best software to use? What sort of hardware do i need? and any other info would be handy.... I have a W2k server wih iis but not sure how good iis streaming is.... Thanks in advance for any info !

Way cool !!!!! Thanks Gamehead!

Thankx Becca, Ur a Star !

Over clocking will always make the processor run hotter. If you want to reduce the voltage, you would be as well to run some diagnostic software to make sure the processor can actully cope properly. In theory, the processor might not use the full voltage, but it would draw more power from the power supply on the motherboard, and this in turn may damage the motherboard, or the processor. It may only be a very small voltage drop but the processor would still need a certain amout of power to run. Hope this information helps.

You can block much with 98.... Unless you setup a firewall between her pc and the internet, then anything you do on the 98 machine can be got around, - depending on how clever your sis is.... The best bet would be to upgrade to 2k or XP.... then assign her rights to the machine.... Hope this helps...

You say you know her MCT!

For those of you who have seen this before..... Its been updated ! For those of you who have never heard of it.... You have got to have a look at this site! Joe Cartoon

Can anyone help my little confusion.... When XP first came out, I got a copy of XP Pro Corporate Edition.... Does this differ from XP Pro in any way? or is it a marketing ploy of MS? Any info would be helpful... Thanks Guys...... + Gals !

Download AD Aware 6 from Lavasoft.... It gets rid of all the crap like the search bars....

Hmmm... definatly a landslide so far ! I think we need more Ladies in the forum...... ... As long as there arnt any "shoes and handbags" Forums !!!!! lol

But are you really gonna used 2GB of space on emails? - And even if you just use it for junk mail. OK, so you dont have to go in daily and remove all the rubbish...... you can do it monthly or every other month! - It will just take you the best part of a day to empty !

Those of you who have selected other.... Please let us know what you use !!!!!!! Many thanks !

Welcome, and Where on earth is that !! i assume its earth !

You could get around it with ghost if the CF is seen by the bios as a drive.... Create an 2GB partition on you hdd, install the os and files, then ghost it to the card... In theory it should work.... Let us know if it does !