Railman5

Grumble gripe! have you thought about removing those Bl***y irritating '>>' marks as it makes reading the message difficult. nice definitions in any case!

RAFLMAO!! suryad me too........

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Ooooooh! spooky

Lazy8 Yea...... i can almost hear those two clowns in the background. brilliant

Oil depot explosion hit in the early hours of Sunday morning Buncefield oil depot, Hemel Hempstead, Hertfordshire, Victims were seen wandering around aimless muttering "faaackin ell" ..The blast decimated the area causing approximately £30 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from the Balearics and Spanish Costa''s were damaged beyond repair. Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their giro arrived. 3 Counties Radio (County Radio Station) reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered, still trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in Hemel apart from the local punch ups at Jarman Park at closing time! One resident - Tracy Sharon Smith, a 15-year-old mother of 5 said "It was such a shock, my little Chardonnay-Mercedes came running into my bedroom crying "What the F*ck was that?" My youngest two Tyler-Morgan and Megan-Storm slept through it all. I was still shaking when I was watching Trisha the next morning... Apparently though, looting, muggings, spraying graffiti and car crime did carry on as normal. The British Red Cross have so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of Sunny Delight and special fried rice with curry sauce to the area to help the stricken locals. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings, including benefit books, jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos and Bone China from Poundland HOW CAN YOU HELP? This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster. Clothing is most sought after, items most needed include: * Fila or Burberry baseball caps * Kappa tracksuit tops (his and hers) * Shell suits (female) * White sport socks * Rockport boots * Any Garments by Donnay * Any other items usually sold in Primark. * Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same. * Required foodstuffs include: * Microwave meals * Tins of baked beans * Ice cream * Pork Scratchings * Cans of Colt 45 or Special Brew. 22p buys a biro for filling in the compensation forms £2 buys chips, crisps and blue fizzy drinks and slush puppys for a family of 9 Breaking news Rescue workers found a girl in the rubble smothered in claret - ''Where are you bleeding from?'' they asked - "HEMEL HEMPSTEAD" said the girl, "Woss that faaacken got to do wiv you?"

Ha ha wouldn't like to have the dry cleaning bill for those yank soldiers Where can i get some of those giggle pills

Think your missing the point matthewk they wern't meant to be forgiven...........................

Hey those arew my neighbours lights - wondered where the music was commin from

Good game - quite addictive i got to level 6. some of those diff are hard!

Thanx MCT I shall investigate that option. don't you just hate all this unwanted freeware stuff! Cheers

Ever downloaded a screensaver or something and when you unzip and install it asks to install other stuff like toolbars etc. is there a way to strip out all this spyware stuff using some extract method? Thanks for help

Not heard that one RAFLMAO......... happy xmas vieweres

Wow! It sure got me Still tremblinnnnnn.......... Ha ha good one

Can the user not simply save the document as save as then save the doc with his file name to a directory of his choice. it seems to me he is saving to the internet temp folder. Just a thought!

Nice story

At our company we have asset numbers on the front of everything. They give the location, name, and everything else just by scanning the computer's asset barcode or using the number beneath the bars. Customer: "Hello. I can't get on the network." Tech Support: "Ok. Just read me your asset number so we can open an outage." Customer: "What is that?" Tech Support: "That little barcode on the front of your computer." Customer: "Ok. Big bar, little bar, big bar, big bar . . ."

Here is the side of the phone conversation you would have heard if you were sitting next to me during this phone call to a customer. Tech Support: "Ok, if you want to access the program you just installed you need to first go to the start menu...the start menu.... Ok, you get to that by moving your pointer, with the mouse, to the start button...the start button.... You are using Windows 98, correct? Ok, the start button?...in the lower left hand corner of the screen?...the START button...the button that says 'start'... lower left hand corner...start...yes, it looks like a button...says 'start', that's right...start.... Now move your pointer to that button.... No leave the mouse on the table and just slide it.... See how the pointer moves on the screen...? Yes, very neat. Move it over to the start button.... Yes, the button we were just discussing.... Press the button.... What...? Oh...ok, now what I want you to do is push the power button again to turn the computer back on...."

Urr If you don't have any users installed wont it always boot to the admin account... or am I missing your question/point? However heres a tip Regardless of using the welcome screen or not, or however many user ids that you may have on the system, if you decide to bypass the logon screen it means that you want to default! the logon user to be the same everytime. And you want that user to autolog when logging on. In order to do this, select "run" from the start button and enter the command "control userpasswords2" and press OK. A user accounts window will open, uncheck the top box marked with 'users must enter a user name and password to use this computer' and press APPLY. Another window will open to allow you selecting the default user and its password to autolog at boot-up. Provide the user name and password and click OK. Once done, the system will boot up always with the specified user and password as entered. Hope this helps!

LNAO That one had a good twist at the end Good one

LMAO Not heard that one

Kinda depends on why you want to change Mobo. Upgrade processor chip? faster bus speed? if you just want a new one, simplest is to determine your Processor - eg. socket 7, amd intel etc then decide how much you want to pay. if its a simple swap. .... just work through removing everything. make sure to ground yourself first though!!!! put the processor back on your new mobo dab a bit of thermal grease to the heatsink. - to stop it frying! put everything back as before. do a delete on start up to get to the bios. check that it recognises the processor and hard disks and cd roms etc. let it run through. you may need to format the hard disk and reinstall everything. then if possible take am image ogf your new squeekky clean disk. hope that helps it is sure satisfying doing this. I do it all the time when i am bored

where did you get thses from Brilliant!

Ooooh! I guessed half way through what was gonna happen. Simple but brilliant

Ahh be jaysus dats funny ha ha to be sure to be sure with sincere apologies to all the wonderful Irish who gave us Guinness!!