Railman5

I just got the e-mail from iuli_kyle I started to delete the fi................................................................................

Phew. took a bit of doing to get this image to work in the code box thanks to usafcomm21 for the insperational coding [img=http://bbspot.com/Images/News_Features/2003/01/os_quiz/gnu_hurd.jpg]

Me ouch! Thats a funny sign

if you gotta ask that kind a question you is sinking in quicksand fast

A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organising the display. There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large a collection of Teddy Bears, but doesn't mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side. They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after a while, she finds herself thinking, "Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Maybe he could be the future father my children?" She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly. They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love. She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known. After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how was it?" The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says.......................................... "Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf.

LMAO 'specially the sheeps one.

good one!" never saw the punch line comming.

good one!

RALMFAO Thats sooooooooooooooooo funny! Good one

Jeeeeesssss Thats a boring video Yawn!

One night in the Six Bells, Stan says to Mike "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor" "Listen, you don't have to waste your time sitting in doctors surgeries," replies Mike. "There's a diagnostic computer in Tesco's. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes only ten seconds and costs five quid - a lot better that a sitting doctor surgeries." So Stan pops a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Tesco. He deposits a fiver into the machine and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later the computer ejects a printout: You have tennis elbow. Soak it in warm water, rub in some arnica (Aisle 4) and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Tesco. That afternoon, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Stan began wondering if the computer could be fooled. When he got home, he mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter and his own sperm sample for good measure, and hurried to Tesco before it closed, eager to check the result. He deposited five pounds, poured in his concoction and awaited the results. The computer lights up and ten seconds later prints the following: 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener kit (Aisle 9) 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo (Aisle 7) 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. 4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. 5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better. Thank you for shopping @ Tesco

RALMAO

Good one

I'll take your word for it it almost brought a tear to my eye thinking about it LOL

LMAO...... those 2 are butes.

LOL very good

Nice story ootsoo

LOL It took me a few seconds to work out why the cop wanted bill to go outside again. very good.

Well if we're gonna start a vote over who's is the best version................ my votes on Lazy8 - but just by a whisker!

That was so funny it was one of those punch lines you didn't expect. still laughin now.......

If enough people whine and niggle about a product that I suppose will again be full of bugs then sooner or later it will get back to M$ hopefully - they will take note

Excellent Thanks a mill

I recall a while back a useful little exe file which read your ms product codes. at the time the dev was having trouble sorting office 2k to work. anybody got a link to it. I have tried google and MSFN search but cant locate it thanks

My choice as well sonic. much easier overall

Hope this helps Changing most drive-letter assignments is easy, but--- as you've discovered--- changing the *boot* drive letter is a bit harder. But it can be done. The official how-to from Microsoft is "How to restore the system/boot drive letter in Windows," at http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx?...b;EN-US;Q223188 The simpler and more general procedure (for non-boot drives) is "How to change drive letter assignments in Windows XP," at http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx?...;307844&sd=tech