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  1. Nuhi removed the option to change, and yet kept a portion of the feature. This easily editable entry shows up regularly in Winnt.sif, and has been my workaround since v1.0RC8. [Unattended] CommonProgramFilesDir = "C:\Program Files\Common Files"
  2. In the high school gym, all the girls in the class were lined up against one wall, and all the boys against the opposite wall. Then, every ten seconds, they walked toward each other until they were half the previous distance apart. A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were asked, "When will the girls and boys meet?" The mathematician said: "Never." The physicist said: "In an infinite amount of time." The engineer said: "Well... in about two minutes, they'll be close enough for all practical purposes." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  3. If you keep it that short, you can get away without shampoo, as well.
  4. Answered No. I've enjoyed running it without special effects, and consider anything extra to be distracting. Besides, at least one of my computers gains a bit of speed with the plain vanilla settings.
  5. Hmph...never did approve of my behavior. At long last, there's something I can do to keep my abusive attitude in check. Watch yer back, Lazy8.
  6. Both kinds...Country and Western
  7. Done, though I wasn't able to view some of the results. Thanks for your interest in MSFN forums, Chia-Hao. I hope you find some value here beyond your current project.
  8. Mine were growing straight, but too far back to clean well or fill. Had the upper two removed, so no problem with dry socket--and fortunately, no sinus flooring either. It wasn't painful, even though I had local anasthetic only. Just a bit unsettling to feel the tooth rip out of the socket--a sensation interesting enough that I was happy to skip the gas.
  9. A telephone man joined the Army. As part of his basic training, he went out on the rifle range. He fired 99 shots at the target, and missed the target with every shot! His Drill Instructor tried to find out why. "What's the matter with you?" asked the DI. "Why can't you hit the target? What were you in civilian life?" "I was a telephone man," replied the new recruit, "and I don't know why I can't hit the target. Let me see..." The telephone man looked in the chamber of his weapon. Then he checked the chamber again...and a third time. He then put his finger in front of the muzzle, pulled the
  10. Lazy8

    Dead lock

    Gridlock is an American term, too--and the sight of pedestrians walking around stuck traffic is just as comical here.
  11. Lazy8

    Amir's journal

    The fun continues on the comments page. Various people anonymously post threatening replies (ostensibly Amir, or his buddies) to harass laptopguy. He eventually couldn't keep up with the volume, so all 1000 posts were copied over and continued here: http://tofangsazan-the.blogspot.com/
  12. Lazy8

    Amir's journal

    Which guy to you mean--the object of the blog (Amir), or its real author (laptopguy)?
  13. http://www.amirtofangsazan.blogspot.com/
  14. She awakes to find that her husband is not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She peers around the door jamb, and there he is -- sitting at the dining room table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee. "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?" The husband looks up, "Do you remember when we were dating, and you were only 18?" he asks solemnly. The wife is touche
  15. Good thing the Admins never ask those questions to screen their applicants. Otherwise, they would have known you didn't have a prayer.
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