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The secret checklist for a happy marriage

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1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans.

2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money.

3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex.

4. It is important that these three women never meet.


It is important that all three are blonde,that way it won't matter if the do meet. :)

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It is important that all three are blonde,that way it won't matter if the do meet. :)

Brilliant!

Right back at ya guys-hehehehe

The Perfect Man is gentle

Never cruel or mean.

He has a beautiful smile,

And keeps his face so clean.

The Perfect Man likes children,

And will raise them by your side.

He will be a good father

As well as a good husband to his bride.

The Perfect Man loves cooking,

cleaning and vaccuuming, too.

He'll do anything in his power

To convey his feelings of love to you.

The Perfect Man is sweet

Writing poetry from your name

He's a best friend to your mother,

And kisses away your pain.

He never has made you cry,

Or battered you in any way.

To hell with this endless poem,

The Perfect Man is gay.

LMFAO... I was thinking, i aint gonna have a good wife, lol...

  • 2 years later...
1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans.

2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money.

3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex.

4. It is important that these three women never meet.

LMAO..... the punch-line takes the cake. :lol:

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