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Everything posted by misskellibad1

  1. Well Happy Birthday, sorry I missed it! Your horoscope was: You will be conducting naval maneuvers in the bathtub today, when you will have an unfortunate accident involving your toy submarine. The visit to the emergency room will be most embarrassing. Hope you made out alright
  2. Not so, backup is not installed by default, it's on your disc.
  3. Well I googled forums script + math symbols and came up with this. Is this the type of thing you're looking for? http://people.hofstra.edu/faculty/Stefan_W.../codeindex.html
  4. OMG I missed your birthday! That means you didn't get your horoscope. That's o.k. I found it It said you were supposed to make the bold move from fidgeting to twiddling. I just hope you were careful.
  5. I posted this May 29th and it took you guys 57 days to get it? lol!
  6. Disney movies. I have one disney movie valued at $400. I don't think I'd sell them though, that was the general idea, but now I can't seem to part with them.
  7. bounce around for a bit?!!!!!!!!!!!!! FthrJACK, you PERV!!!!!! lol!!!! becca, sweetie, you're new here so take it from me, stay away from that guy, he's creepy, just creepy! Take a look..... http://www.gumbopages.com/404.html
  8. Happy Birthday!!!! Your Horoscope: Today you will have a sudden, somewhat irrational desire to drive to Camden, New Jersey,(hence the name jersey girl) and visit the Soup Tureen Museum. Fortunately, you will restrain yourself. Have a good one!
  9. An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tightly so that it would not blow off in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?" "Yes, I know." said the lady, "I need both hands to hold onto this hat." "But, madam, you must know that your privates are exposed!"said the gentleman in earnest. The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday"
  10. Happy Birthday ThA_FiLeR!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your Horoscope: You would be ill-advised to try to shoot kidney beans out your nose, today, (Yes, I know you were thinking of it.) however,rice can be nice on a Friday. Have a good one!
  11. Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted. Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Little Leroy was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Leroy's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Leroy, of course, thought he did. Leroy's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted him to reflect on his behavior over the last year and write a letter to God and tell him why he deserved a bike for his birthday. Little Leroy stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter. LETTER 1: Dear God, I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one. Your friend, Leroy. Leroy knew this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over. LETTER 2: Dear God, this is your friend Leroy. I have been a pretty good boy this year, and I would like a red bike for my birthday. Thank you, Leroy. Leroy knew this wasn't true either. He tore up the letter and started again. LETTER 3: Dear God, I have been an OK boy this year and I would really like a red bike for my birthday, Leroy. Leroy knew he could not send this letter to God either, so he wrote another letter LETTER 4: Dear God, I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will be a good boy if you just send me a red bike for my birthday. Thank you, Leroy. Leroy knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike. By now, Leroy was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mother he wanted to go to church. Leroy's mother thought her plan had worked because Leroy looked very sad. "Just be home in time for dinner," his mother said. Leroy walked down the street to the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there. He picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary. He slipped it under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into his house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen. Leroy began to write his letter to God. LETTER 5: I'VE GOT YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE. Signed, YOU KNOW WHO.
  12. Hi will. Are you talking about this feature? Open OE, go to tools-accounts-properties-advanced, there you'll see "sending" enter a size in kb's. Note though that only someone using OE can reconstruct your message.
  13. OMG I missed your birthday!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry Pia, hope you had a good one! Your belated horoscope: One day soon you will lie to yourself. Amusingly, you will be completely taken in, and will be very annoyed later when the truth comes out. There is nothing wrong with getting older it just means you have less to learn the hard way!
  14. Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!! Your Horoscope: You will go on a boat ride, and a deranged bunny will swim towards you in a threatening manner. Unfortunately, this episode will be caught on videotape by a tourist, and your dreams of a political career will be forever dashed. Have a good one!
  15. This just in, Some of the extreme fundamentalist Muslim countries are now requiring all Muslim girls over the age of 18 to shave all their pubic hair as a sign of defiance to the West. International news reporters are saying that the anti-Bush campaign has gone too far.
  16. @ Doggie,but you ever notice that an older woman will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
  17. then you should take your mind and find a gutter
  18. My daughter likes to do that too FthrJACK, I buy her Barbie books. lol! misskellibad1 need I say more?
  19. I came across this site in my travels, and although I don't know how true it is, it does make for some good reading. It's quite long (pages), but I think once you start reading you can't put it down because you'll want to know how it ends. Check it out here. http://www.goodthink.com/$$table...lecontents.html
  20. Are You a Guy? Take This Scientific Quiz to Determine Your Guyness Quotient 1. Alien beings from a highly advanced society visit the Earth, and you are the first human they encounter. As a token of intergalactic friendship, they present you with a small but incredibly sophisticated device that is capable of curing all disease, providing an infinite supply of clean energy, wiping out hunger and poverty, and permanently eliminating oppression and violence all over the entire Earth. You decide to: a. Present it to the president of the United States. b. Present it to the secretary general of the United Nations. c. Take it apart. 2. As you grow older, what lost quality of your youthful life do you miss the most? a. Innocence. b. Idealism. c. Cherry bombs. 3. When is it okay to kiss another male? a. When you wish to display simple and pure affection without regard for narrow-minded social conventions. b. When he is the pope. (Not on the lips.) c. When he is your brother and you are Al Pacino and this is the only really sportsmanlike way to let him know that, for business reasons, you have to have him killed. 4. What about hugging another male? a. If he's your father and at least one of you has a fatal disease. b. If you're performing the Heimlich maneuver. (And even in this case, you should repeatedly shout: "I am just dislodging food trapped in this male's trachea! I am not in any way aroused!") c. If you're a professional baseball player and a teammate hits a home run to win the World Series, you may hug him provided that: He is legally within the basepath, Both of you are wearing protective cups, and You also pound him fraternally with your fist hard enough to cause fractures. 5. Complete this sentence: A funeral is a good time to... a. ...remember the deceased and console his loved ones. b. ...reflect upon the fleeting transience of earthly life. c. ...tell the joke about the guy who has Alzheimer's disease and cancer. 6. In your opinion, the ideal pet is: a. A cat. b. A dog. c. A dog that eats cats. 7. You have been seeing a woman for several years. She's attractive and intelligent, and you always enjoy being with her. One leisurely Sunday afternoon the two of you are taking it easy -- you're watching a football game; she's reading the papers -- when she suddenly, out of the clear blue sky, tells you that she thinks she really loves you, but she can no longer bear the uncertainty of not knowing where your relationship is going. She says she's not asking whether you want to get married; only whether you believe that you have some kind of future together. What do you say? a. That you sincerely believe the two of you do have a future, but you don't want to rush it. b. That although you also have strong feelings for her, you cannot honestly say that you'll be ready anytime soon to make a lasting commitment, and you don't want to hurt her by holding out false hope. c. That you cannot believe the Jets called a draw play on third and seventeen. 8. Okay, so you have decided that you truly love a woman and you want to spend the rest of your life with her -- sharing the joys and the sorrows, the triumphs and the tragedies, and all the adventures and opportunities that the world has to offer, come what may. How do you tell her? a. You take her to a nice restaurant and tell her after dinner. b. You take her for a walk on a moonlit beach, and you say her name, and when she turns to you, with the sea breeze blowing her hair and the stars in her eyes, you tell her. c. Tell her what? 9. One weekday morning your wife wakes up feeling ill and asks you to get your three children ready for school. Your first question to her is: a. "Do they need to eat or anything?" b. "They're in school already?" c. "There are three of them?" 10. When is it okay to throw away a set of veteran underwear? a. When it has turned the color of a dead whale and developed new holes so large that you're not sure which ones were originally intended for your legs. b. When it is down to eight loosely connected underwear molecules and has to be handled with tweezers. c. It is never okay to throw away veteran underwear. A real guy checks the garbage regularly in case somebody -- and we are not naming names, but this would be his wife -- is quietly trying to discard his underwear, which she is frankly jealous of, because the guy seems to have a more intimate relationship with it than with her. 11. What, in your opinion, is the most reasonable explanation for the fact that Moses led the Israelites all over the place for forty years before they finally got to the Promised Land? a. He was being tested. b. He wanted them to really appreciate the Promised Land when they finally got there. c. He refused to ask directions. 12. What is the human race's single greatest achievement? a. Democracy. b. Religion. c. Remote control. How to Score: Give yourself one point for every time you picked answer "c." A real guy would score at least 10 on this test. In fact, a real guy would score at least 15, because he would get the special five-point bonus for knowing the joke about the guy who has Alzheimer's disease and cancer.
  21. funny jerseygirl I think I need a years supply of that "flipitor"!
  22. A small business owner was faced with a problem that he needed to downsize his company. He added up all the receipts and discovered he could get by if he laid off one of his employees. He looked in his files and discovered that he had two new employees, one named Jill and the other named Jack. Because they had started on the same day at the same time, he wondered how he would make the decision on who to fire. Finally he decided that the first one he saw taking a break would be fired. About ten minutes later, he saw Jill leaning against the wall next to the water cooler. He left his office and walked over to her with a serious look on his face. He turned to her and said, "Jill, I have some rather bad news. It seems as though I'm going to lay you or Jack off." Jill looked at her employer and said, "Well, you're going to have to jack off. I have a headache."
  23. An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and a gold Rolex." "But you are not wearing any of those things," replied the artist. "I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry."
  24. 62% b***h really Pia, I'm so disappointed with your low score! haha
  25. Wow Sed, what a big finger you have! But let's not forget where the "weapons of destruction" originated. While we're at it let's also not forget that this egomaniac has been running around for a long time. Bush Sr. struck out, Clinton struck out. George is up to bat, let's hope it doesn't become strike 3. As for the booing, shame on us.

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