Blackwar Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board but only 4 parachutes.The first passenger said, " I'm Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player, the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die....So he took the first pack and left the plane.The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of the former president of the United States, I am also the most ambitious woman in theworld and I am a New York Senator and a potential future president." She just took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.The third passenger, George W. Bush, said: "I'm President of the United States of America, I have a great responsibility being the leader of asuperpower nation. And above all I'm the cleverest President in American history, so America's people won't let me die." So he put on the pack next to him and jumped out of the plane.The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a 10 year-old school boy, "I am old and frail and I don't have many years left, as aCatholic I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute. The boy said, "It's OK, there's a parachute left for you. America's cleverest President has taken my schoolbag." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zErO Posted June 15, 2002 Share Posted June 15, 2002 LMFAO my hat goes off to you on this one Blackwar........nice one LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prathapml Posted August 15, 2004 Share Posted August 15, 2004 ROFL, unbelievable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mazin Posted August 15, 2004 Share Posted August 15, 2004 incredible funny joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doggie Posted August 15, 2004 Share Posted August 15, 2004 incrediably over 2 years old :\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokugawapants Posted August 15, 2004 Share Posted August 15, 2004 LOL, except Kobe Bryant isn't with the Lakers anymore... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sven Posted August 16, 2004 Share Posted August 16, 2004 lol, iv heard it already, u can use it for anyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nolookingca Posted August 16, 2004 Share Posted August 16, 2004 A variation:-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------An airplane was about to crash; there were 6 passengers on board but only 4 parachutes.The first passenger said, " I'm Smith John Smith, the best thief ever. If you let me live, I'll give you all money. So he took the first pack and left the plane.The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of the former president of the United States, I am also the most ambitious woman in the world and I am a New York Senator and a potential future president." She just took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.The third passenger, George W. Bush, said: "I'm President of the United States of America, I have a great responsibility being the leader of a superpower nation. And above all I'm the cleverest President in American history, so America's people won't let me die." So he put on the pack next to him and jumped out of the plane.The fourth passenger, one ghost of Sir John A. Macdonald, says to the rest "I am the ghost of Sir John A. MacDonald, I cannot die. You fight over the remaining parachute while I play poker with the late Sir Chloe Zosn."The fifth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a 10 year-old school boy, "I am old and frail and I don't have many years left, as a Catholic I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute." The boy said, "It's OK, there's a parachute left for you. America's cleverest President has taken my schoolbag." Sir John A. MacDonald said, "Oh good, another poker player!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andregcasal Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Lolololol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiMoNsAyS Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 hahahahahah! i heard about the first one but variation was superb! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeko Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 incrediably over 2 years old :\think over!i heard it about 15-17 years ago in bosnia. of course the characters were different. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maleko Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 incrediably over 2 years old :\think over!i heard it about 15-17 years ago in bosnia. of course the characters were different.lol Great joke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeko Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 no, really, it's not a joke. honest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maleko Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 no, i didnt mean that was a joke, i mean the joke in general as great... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harunaksoy Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 hehe good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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