For the record, my various hosts are pretty much now dead. Since my local copy is also gone (dad reformatted without telling me), I can't upload it. I'm honestly surprised anyone's still looking for this thing though. And although it may seem as if I've been ignoring all the replies, in fact I haven't been on MSFN for the past oh, I dunno, year and a half, at all (OK, so I was on for a while at the beginning of the year, but that's it). My deepest apologies, but I'd encourage people to look elsewhere.
P.S. I just realized the link DisabledTrucker posted is still live. Go back a page and you'll find it. My belated thanks to DisabledTrucker, especially since I don't even have a copy anymore.