Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he bloody well wanted to, thats why! A guy walked into a bar with a briefcase. He sat down, placed the briefcase on the table and asked for a pint. The bartender curiously looked at the briefcase, and asked what was in it. "What's in the briefcase?", the guy replied "Nothing much". The bartender pushed him a bit further, the guy then replied "Fine!", he then opened his briefcase, and to his amazement he found something so big, something mysterious....... The guy was obviously a Tax Consultant... HAHAHA... erm *runs away*