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my quicklaunch bar is jammed, too, but I can still fit all the icons on one level.

Scientific experiment, my a**. They just wanted to see something go BOOM!

Everything I Need to Know I Learned in Corporate America 1. Indecision is the key to flexibility. 2. You can't tell which way the train went by looking at the track. 3. There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation. 4. Happiness is merely the remission of pain. 5. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. 6. Sometimes too much to drink is not enough. 7. The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant. 8. The careful application of terror is also a form of communication. 9. Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world. 10. Things are more like they are today than they ever were before. 11. Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for. 12. Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler. 13. Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. 14. I have seen the truth and it makes no sense. 15. Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism. 16. If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody. 17. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. 18. One seventh of your life is spent on Monday. 19. By the time you make ends meet, they move the ends. 20. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. 21. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on. 22. This is as bad as it can get, but don't count on it. 23. Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it. 24. The trouble with life is, you're halfway through it before you realize it's a do-it-yourself thing. 25. Youth and skill are no match for experience and treachery. 26. No amount of advance planning will ever replace dumb luck. 27. Anything you do can get you fired; this includes doing nothing. 28. Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it. 29. Never pass a snow plow on the right. 30. If you can smile when everything goes wrong, you probably don't understand the problem. 31. Morning people: "Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise." 32. Night people: "Anybody who goes to bed the same day they got up is a quitter."

Get one of Uncle Booger's Bumper Dumpers.

In-ground? (I hope I hope) And several acres for my jrt's to run around in.

When Spun Really Fast, CDs Explode unfortunately, the link from slashdot gets this:

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A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. "Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeeemer!" he whined."You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!" retorted the officer. "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!" "Oh my God," replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was. "Where's my Rolex?!?"

"My eyes! My eyes!"

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There's no such thing as that desperate!

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That's because, Guess what? most congressmen ARE lawyers! Q. Why did CA get all the lawyers and NJ the toxic waste dumps? A. Because NJ had first choice. Q. Why don't rats bite lawyers? A. Professional courtesy.

Chris, this is useful for you. ake notes ANSWERING MACHINE AT MENTAL HOSPITAL Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969. If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on the line. If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name. If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y and c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 000. If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you. and my personal favorite: If you are blonde don't press any buttons, you'll just screw it up .

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File Menu > Page setup > Layout tab > checkboxes for different odd & even, etc. Avoid clippy like the plague. Just type "header and footer" into the "help" box, upper right of window.

Spécialité de la maison.

How about NYC? (hometown plug)

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Tomorrow (7/15) is sedative's birthday. Happy birthday Tim! Hugs and