honey...i love u

[ootsoo]

Fabulous....Especially for all the drunkards in town....

Martin wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to

open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a

couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits

down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.

Martin looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,

spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He

takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast

is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!"

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and

the morning newspaper. His son is also at the

table, eating. Martin asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.

Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black

eye when you stumbled into the door." Confused, Martin asks, "So, why

is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table

waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!"

His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when

she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you

said, "Lady leave me alone! I'm married!"

Moral:

Self-induced hangover -- $100.00

Broken furniture -- $2,000.00

Breakfast -- $10.00

Saying The Right Thing While Drunk- PRICELESS

with best regards,

Ootsoo

[Railman5]

Nice story

[SiMoNsAyS]

i think i've seen something similar on a tv-spot... j/k

nice one

[Synapse]

ROFL!! thats great.

[suryad]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAA

[Mocht4R]

Great Joke!!! That was hilarious!!

[EchoNoise]

*gets an idea*

Thanks for that story.. that was awesome...

*runs off*

[mark]

<DL wonders if undead can pull off his 'idea' while drunk>

[raza]

Thats the Best joke man.

[matthewk]

That's pretty good, thanks

[ootsoo]

yepppp

i think i've seen something similar on a tv-spot... j/k

nice one

must be...

i got it as a mail frm my friend....

Ootsoo