zipp51 Posted February 7, 2003 Author Posted February 7, 2003 How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
Doggie Posted February 7, 2003 Posted February 7, 2003 Married men live longer than single man, but married men are a lot more willing to die
piaqt Posted February 7, 2003 Posted February 7, 2003 I didn't attend the funeral however, I sent a letter saying I approved. (referring to the large turnout for Harry Cohn's funeral): "Give the people what they want, and they will turn out for it."
zipp51 Posted February 7, 2003 Author Posted February 7, 2003 If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
piaqt Posted February 7, 2003 Posted February 7, 2003 If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?1. That explains a lot.2. Why do we have men?
zipp51 Posted February 7, 2003 Author Posted February 7, 2003 If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?1. That explains a lot.2. Why do we have men? Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you.Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.Curious little monkey's aren't we?
misskellibad1 Posted February 8, 2003 Posted February 8, 2003 @ pia and zip!!and........ he's sat on the fence so long iron has entered his soul.
piaqt Posted February 8, 2003 Posted February 8, 2003 Olive oil is made from olives, so baby oil...<Llama name here> is so dumb, he couldn't find his own a** with both hands and a mirror....couldn't catch cold in a blizzard....fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
nil Posted November 20, 2005 Posted November 20, 2005 Olive oil is made from olives, so baby oil...The answer is "Pop-eye". The circumstances were different but I was "rudely" reminded of this one recently by my four year old niece:Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
ootsoo Posted November 22, 2005 Posted November 22, 2005 I saw this one liner in some where else ... some forum i think...sorry to steal that ..."It is the cigar that does the smoking...we are just the suckers...so y bother??????" hve a gr8 life...regards,Ootsoo
EchoNoise Posted November 23, 2005 Posted November 23, 2005 Remember... If you don't attend your friends funeral... They won't attend yours!
phoenix_nf Posted November 25, 2005 Posted November 25, 2005 Mother Earth loves you ..... she'll never let go off you......(i think that's too senti )
ootsoo Posted November 25, 2005 Posted November 25, 2005 On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.is this fine???
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