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I didn't attend the funeral however, I sent a letter saying I approved. :)

(referring to the large turnout for Harry Cohn's funeral): "Give the people what they want, and they will turn out for it."

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If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

1. That explains a lot.

2. Why do we have men?

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If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

1. That explains a lot.

2. Why do we have men?

Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you.

Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

Curious little monkey's aren't we? :rolleyes::)

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Olive oil is made from olives, so baby oil...

<Llama name here> is so dumb, he couldn't find his own a** with both hands and a mirror.

...couldn't catch cold in a blizzard.

...fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

  • 2 years later...
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Olive oil is made from olives, so baby oil...
The answer is "Pop-eye". :)

The circumstances were different but I was "rudely" reminded of this one recently by my four year old niece:

Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

:blink:

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I saw this one liner in some where else ... some forum i think...

sorry to steal that ...

"It is the cigar that does the smoking...we are just the suckers...so y bother??????" :realmad:

hve a gr8 life...

regards,

Ootsoo

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