I thought it would bring smiles if we pop in some one liner jokes.Here are a few;

1.-Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

2.-Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

3.-Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?

1. Good to see you're back. It looks a lot better than your face.

2. Three men walk into a bar. You'd think the third one would duck.

There was a really long cue outside the snooker club lastnight.

We all have to make sacrifices in life. Mine are to the Dark Lords of the Underworld.

2. Three men walk into a bar. You'd think the third one would duck.

Hehe .. thats wrong, it goes like something like this:

Three blonds walk into a super marked and you'd think one of them would have spoted it

You know you're Italian when...you have been to a funeral where talk of the deceased is,"He shoulda kept his big yap shut"

There was a really long cue outside the snooker club lastnight.

GAAAHHH!

A duck walked into a bar - said give me a drink and put it on my bill

LS

2.-Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

because there wool is oily

2.-Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

because there wool is oily

Just likes Snoop's Lamma fur!

hehehe

=Drew

If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing in the store is free yet?

Energizer Bunny arrested... charged with battery.

Why are the gates of a cemetery closed at night? People are dying to get in !

If it's Tourist season....why can't i shoot them

I didn't attend the funeral however, I sent a letter saying I approved.