gamehead200 Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 Someone sent me this as a text file a few months ago:---------------------------------------------------------------How can you tell if your child is a hacker?- he never sleeps- the FCC is always at the door- he has 5 cell phones- he always has nice s*** but it doesn't work- he speaks in some jive language- he has friends in every 3rd world country- he has no phone bill- he has seven lines but pays for none- he asks for a case of Coke for Christmas- he never lets you use your own credit cards- he doesn't talk much but types fast- he is paranoid and doesn't leave the house- he speaks its in acronyms- he comes home with garbage bags marked AT&T- he is extremely sensitive to light- he has no respect for anyone- he gets straight A's in school without attending- he has spare parts for all electronic objects- he has logs of other peoples chat- the power goes out he fixes it- he has his own radio station- he always has bad lag- he watches space shuttle launches with unusual interest for a young kid- he drives an AT&T truck- he drools at passing TELCO vans with 4 or 5 lineman's handsets- he is way to interested in the stock market- he has a car with a license plate that rotates between 6 or eight plates- he can tell mom what number she dials from across the room- he is either very obese or very skinny with thick glasses- he has manuals with 75, ROLM, Plexar, ESS5 and SWB on it- he has the neighbors phone bills, credit reports, and credit card bills- he knows who is moving in next door before they move in- he has taco bell, burger king, pizza boxes, empty bottles and full ashtrays everywhere- he has 10 pay phones in his room- he cards pizza's every night- he has 5 corpses of Bell men in his basement- he is more interested in CERTGIV and NASAGOV than girls!- he only has one shirt- he reads bar codes faster than the supermarket people- he never calls people by their full name- he can hear frequencies the dog normally hears- he says he was talking long distance with a friend but you never get the bill- he can name what city someone is in by their telephone- he detects police better than radar- he doesn't ever hit red lights- he gets 10,000 catalogs in the mail- he is always ordering 65537 MHz crystals- he has his own fleet of nuclear subs- he can memorize card numbers in a single glance- he argues about everything- he always needs more solder- he has burns from solder on his hands- he eats captain crunch cereal all day- he has more friends on IRC than in home state- he writes with all 00000001 0000010 00000101- he refers to the president by his social security number- he got accepted into every college, after dropping out of high school- he carries boxes in his pocket to school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sven Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 a lot of these sound like you LOL- he speaks in some jive language (HAXOR TO THE MAXOR, **** 1337 talk)- he doesn't talk much but types fast- he is extremely sensitive to light- he has no respect for anyone- he has spare parts for all electronic objects- the power goes out he fixes it- he is either very obese or very skinny with thick glasses (get glasses LOL)- he has more friends on IRC than in home stateto bad some of these sound like me to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiMoNsAyS Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 hahaha LoL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCT Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 lol - he doesn't talk much but types fast- he is extremely sensitive to light- he has spare parts for all electronic objects Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamehead200 Posted December 20, 2004 Author Share Posted December 20, 2004 a lot of these sound like you LOL- he speaks in some jive language (HAXOR TO THE MAXOR, **** 1337 talk)- he doesn't talk much but types fast- he is extremely sensitive to light- he has no respect for anyone- he has spare parts for all electronic objects- the power goes out he fixes it- he is either very obese or very skinny with thick glasses (get glasses LOL)- he has more friends on IRC than in home stateto bad some of these sound like me to Oh well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XtremeMaC Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 "he gets straight A's in school without attending"ohh, could be so good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaclaz Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 Good one!ROFL! However these:- he never sleeps- he has his own fleet of nuclear subs- he can memorize card numbers in a single glance- he has a car with a license plate that rotates between 6 or eight platesSounds more like James Bond to me!jaclaz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark Posted December 21, 2004 Share Posted December 21, 2004 "he gets straight A's in school without attending"ohh, could be so good And how well do you do in school ExtreMaC? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sven Posted December 21, 2004 Share Posted December 21, 2004 well, thats a thing isn't really true. i go to school everyday, and i got 100+% on my physics exam (sorry gamehead, had to say it lol). now, does that make me not a hacker, or a semi hacker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamehead200 Posted December 21, 2004 Author Share Posted December 21, 2004 well, thats a thing isn't really true. i go to school everyday, and i got 100+% on my physics exam (sorry gamehead, had to say it lol). now, does that make me not a hacker, or a semi hacker?Semi, because there was a bell curve... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sven Posted December 21, 2004 Share Posted December 21, 2004 no curve on the exam mark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XtremeMaC Posted December 21, 2004 Share Posted December 21, 2004 well either way u're not a lazy person sven my exams are okay, hmm wait r u my dad who is spying on me on msfn. well i can say this much, i'm not getting straight 100%'s i'm in univ though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sednainc Posted May 30, 2005 Share Posted May 30, 2005 he reads bar codes faster than the supermarket peoplewo unbelieveable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0t Posted June 8, 2005 Share Posted June 8, 2005 http://adequacy.org/public/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blam-O! Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 (edited) http://adequacy.org/public/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html XD<{POST_SNAPBACK}>Simply LOL!!! That article is soo funny.EDIT: speed read the comments - they are the best! Edited June 10, 2005 by Blam-O! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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