What is your favorite "One Liner" to the babes?

[MSNwar]

Mine is ...

I own you!

[harrytb]

"get ya coat,you've pulled"

[MSNwar]

or ...

pretend your a blonde.

[Guest]

Mine is:

"Whos ur daddy"

[misskellibad1]

Forget the babes! How about:

Too much yardage between the goal posts or couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel, or even better, he's an intellect rivaled only by garden tools......

Oh, I'm sorry I misunderstood the question, was I supposed to "try" to pick one up? haha

Don't be sexist-broads hate that......

[MSNwar]

Hey Missy, tell me more about what you do with those "garden tools" again please

See, women can't help but thrown themselves at our feet (harrytb, GeForce5, and me) and ... you get the idea. Its just that when there are too many of them we have little time for long conversations. The one-liners we share are what "Real Men" do to ease the Babes pain of waiting.

We are nice guys. I will even sell tickets and hire a doorman to keep everyone in an orderly fashion. When that is not appropriate (I am a gentleman) I will entertain them in the back seat of my car outside the club. Yea, we are nice guys.

God, I pray Pia never reads this

[sedative]

After i night of conversation/flirting/drinking use this one..

so let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway

[lynchknot]

Do I make you slick... baby.............now do I?

[LouCypher]

I usually try "Hi" and go from there.

[ninjan]

Can I have a picture? I want Santa Claus to know exactly what to get me for Christmas.

[piaqt]

Sorry, msnwar. I read it. Now to shorten this thread: Which ones have EVER worked?

[ninjan]

For me whatever bulls*** i say work, but ill-fated enough only on hideous girls...

[gamehead200]

Hey...What's happening?

[ThA_FiLeR]

Hey girl what's up?

or..

Hey girl you lookin' good today !

[zipp51]

Hey sweetheart,do you know the difference between a male organ and a Big Mac?No?Well what are you doing for lunch?

I.m gonna get pulverized for this