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What is your favorite "One Liner" to the babes?


MSNwar

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Hey sweetheart,do you know the difference between a male organ and a Big Mac?No?Well what are you doing for lunch?

I.m gonna get pulverized for this  :)

The first time she heard that one, my grandmother laughed so hard she fell out of her cradle.

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Which ones have EVER worked?

LoL!

My who's ur daddy line, got me non-virgin about 15 times in the last 2 years...I am only a teenager right now :)

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"Get in or get out, it is your choice. Makes no difference to me"..............

"Put your 20 questions away, this is not a game".....

"I was breathing before you got here and I will be breathing when you leave"......

"Yes I will die alone, however I was born alone and I made it through that O.K.".......

"I think with the head on my sholders"......

"Here is a $100, take it and leave it is all you wanted anyway".......

"Loneliness is not having to apologize for something I did not do".........

:) These were suppose to be pick up lines. Ops, sorry here is my pick up line....

I will not give you $500, $200 is the best I will do.....

It works too............... :rolleyes:

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