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Boss can u tell me any such sites... i have no idea of such sites.... plezz guide me... Ootsoo

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key. is this fine???

hi all, hve a funny day and a cute week end..... Ootsoo

One night a guy dropped his girlfriend at her home. As they were about to wish each other goodnight at the front door, the guy started feeling a little in the mood. With an air of confidence, he leaned with his hand against the wall and smiling, he said to her "Honey, would you give me a kiss?" Horrified, she replied, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!" "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" He asked grinning at her. "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?" "Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!". "No way, it's just too risky!" "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?". "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!". "Oh yes you can. Please?" "No, no. I just can't" "I'm begging you ... " Out of the blue, the light on the stairs went on, and the girl's elder sister showed up in her pajamas, hair dishevelled, and in a sleepy voice she said, "Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss, or I can do it. Or if need be, mom says she can come down herself and do it, but for God's sake and all of ours.... TELL HIM TO TAKE HIS HAND OFF THE DOOR BELL!!!!! ______________________________________________________________________

Most cricketers, who are not comfortable in conversing in English, go prepare for some standard questions that are asked to them when commentators chat with them during the awards ceremony. Inzamam was once asked a different question after Pakistan won the match, for which he was not prepared. He always used his standard response to the first question after winning. But this time..... Tony Greig: So Inzi, that's fantastic, your wife is pregnant for the second time and u must be happy! Inzamam: Bismillah-e-Rehman-e-Rahim! All credit goes to the boys. Everyone work hard for it, especially Afridi. It was tight situation when he went in. Also Bob Woolmer was keeping close watch on progress and giving instructions. It's all team effort. Insha Allah, we all will work together as a team, put in big effort and deliver good result all the time and will be able to REPEAT the same result Tony fainted

Hi all Want mail id with storage more than Gmail... Yes... www.mailnation.net this site gives free mail sign up with storage size of 1TB(terabytes) I just got the info....will sign up and update u with more info. Mean while u all give a try... regards, Ootsoo

ya ME and 98 also but i hve more bitter experiences with 98... so voted for that ...

heeeeeeee nice...

what is that lmfao? plz clarify ...

I saw this one liner in some where else ... some forum i think... sorry to steal that ... "It is the cigar that does the smoking...we are just the suckers...so y bother??????" hve a gr8 life... regards, Ootsoo

good one prathapml. i think prathapml, u must hve got this one to your official/personal mail id... coz i got the same twice to my mail id's. regards, Ootsoo

hi all, Manage ur time well as in the attachement (time mangement.jpg) have a nice time Ootsoo

nice one........... haaaaaaa

An unemployed guy got a new job at the zoo. They offered him to dress up in a gorilla's skin and pretend to be a gorilla so that people would keep coming to the zoo. On his first day on the job, the guy puts on the skin and goes into the cage. The people all cheer to see him. He starts really putting on a show, jumping around, beating his chest and roaring. During one acrobatic attempt, though, he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting, landing square in the middle of the lion's cage! As he lies there stunned, the lion roars. He's terrified and starts screaming, "Help, Help!" The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and hisses, "Shut up or we'll both lose our jobs!"

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee truely AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

haaa.. nice tickler....

wwwwooooofff... i loved that snake....

nice one man...

cool huuuh... but i know the joke as i m bob.... Ootsoo

haaaaaaaa cute one...

cute n funny

hi all, donno whether to publish this piece here...but think it wont harm... i got this one thru a mail ...but donno the answer... before solving it, i wanna post it across... a man and woman going hand in hand.. the mans mother in law is the mother of womans mother in law..how they related? bye bye.. Ootsoo

hi face - mouth, I think u didnt understand the query.. the site u hd given gives some other datas.... but i do want to know the country in which that particular company was found. like for eg: Sony,Hitachi - Japan Nokia - Finland Ericssion - Sweden Motorola - ??? USA right?? like that ...how to find that ??? thanks and warm regards, Ootsoo

hoooo nice try funny music... nice tune

nice topic... i missed it as it got spread out some where in this MSFN ocean i dont smoke.... but regarding the fourth option ... i cant say anything... if we say dont smoke ..they will give a junk reply .. "IT IS MY BIRTH RIGHT..." and i will just say in return .. "IT IS MY BIRTH RIGHT FOR MEE TOO TO STAY WITHOUT CANCER AND OTHER AILMENTS..THAT TOO MAKING NO MISTAKES OTHER THAN STANDING NEAR U IN THIS BUS STOP..""" what to do... fate rules... good topic technocrats...