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In an interview with CNN, an US General was asked if they were thinking of forgiving the persons who harboured the 9/11 attack. The General Replied, "Forgiving them is God's duty; our job is to simply arrange their meeting." The correspondent left quietly... ooTsoo

hi all, A small issue in xl. i created an xl file a.xls. in process of updating the same i created a macro Mac1.But as that macro was no necessary i deleted the macro. so now no macro exists in a.xls. but still if i open the file it pops up a message whether to enable or disable the macro. is there any way to prevent the message from poping up? regards, ooTsoo

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BadMinister was a high ranking official in King X's court. However he had one longstanding wish - to suck the queen's voluptuous breasts to his heart's desire. Every time he passed the queen he would get frustrated. He revealed his desire to CleverMinister one day, and begged him to do something about it. CleverMinister, after much thought, agreed on the condition that BadMinister could suck the breasts to his desire but later he would have to pay CleverMinister 1000 gold coins for it. BadMinister agreed. The next day CleverMinister prepared a high voltage itching lotion and poured it into the queen's bra while she was taking a bath. Soon the itching started and grew in intensity much to the king's anxiety. Consultations with doctors and CleverMinister revealed that a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure it. CleverMinister also added that such a saliva was only in BadMinister 's mouth. King X summoned BadMinister and for the next 4 hours BadMinister violently sucked the queen's breasts. Licking, biting, pressing, playing he got what he always desired. Satisfied he returned back and met CleverMinister, but in his lust and since his mission was over, he refused to pay CleverMinister anything and in fact shooed him away. BadMinister of course knew that CleverMinister could never report this matter to the emperor since he was instrumental in it himself. What BadMinister did not know was what CleverMinister would do the next day...... Scroll down ....... ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! "CleverMinister duly put that lotion in Emperor X's underwear"

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this one is too whacky... TomRiddle-HarryPotter... cooll naa... ooTsoo

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A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street. A tall lady answered the door. Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet. "Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this ...!", exclaimed the eager salesman. "Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that" asked the lady. The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, madam?" "We just moved in, there's no electricity in the house!" ooTsoo

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hi all, need a small help in excel. i add a data to a cell using list box. suppose the datas in the drop down list of cell A2 are say 100,200. now suppose 100 is chosed using the drop down list a set of values are to updated in the cells B5 to B10. but if 200 is chosen using the drop down list a different set of values are to updated in the cells B5 to B10. how is that to be done? Plz do give me some tips. regards, Ootsoo

yep only one... think it is almost dying with all applications... m thinking of upgrading the RAM atleast to 1 GB>>>>>> Ootsoo

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Fabulous....Especially for all the drunkards in town.... Martin wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Martin looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!" So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Martin asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door." Confused, Martin asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!" His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said, "Lady leave me alone! I'm married!" Moral: Self-induced hangover -- $100.00 Broken furniture -- $2,000.00 Breakfast -- $10.00 Saying The Right Thing While Drunk- PRICELESS with best regards, Ootsoo

****************** cooolllllll...... wanna say one thing here... one of my friend has moved to the STATES for his grads... i had posted the same poll to that fella... his told he has started follwing a new policy after 6 months usage of Jeans... he got totally f**** up with this wear... he added the same reason as Zxia... " Legs and waist part are irritating him ..." the policy is none other than NEUD policy... he adds his room mate is getting horrified by his policy... so let me suggest Bluenotes for him.. ooooppppoooopp la la ... Ootsoo

Yep, a sort of ok kind i know... so do u hve any site for claiming that u hve told every thing abt ur country...??? i think one of my fav human/actor is also frm China... "JAKIEEEEEE" (but hink he settled down near us...HK)... is that correct??? ootsoo

my status: had married.. had kids.. but few decades before... so now unmarried and hving no kids...

As long as it looks good. bllluppppp bluppppp... cheap is so abstract dear.... for jena bush (say) material worth 50,000$ is the cheapest ... blupppp how much is that for u????? Ootsoo

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