dirtwarrior

Everytime I close FF it logs me out of this site. Up to about 2 days ago I would get loged in automatically but not anymore. I went into tools and cleared out everything history...casche...saved pw then went back to all forum and reentered everything. This is the onlyone that doesnt auto log me on. What happened?

There is a number of people working on this and I would like to thank all

I was visiting a motorcycle forum and got this message phpBB : Critical Error Could not obtain ban information DEBUG MODE SQL Error : 1226 User 'crapmods_p_bb1' has exceeded the 'max_questions' resource (current value: 50000) SELECT ban_ip, ban_userid, ban_email FROM phpbb_banlist WHERE ban_ip IN ('8b373448', '8b3734ff', '8b37ffff', '8bffffff') OR ban_userid = -1 Line : 160 File : sessions.php What does it mean?

http://www.broadcaster.com/video/player.php?clip=17644

try a different video driver

That's an interesting tweak, but why want you to use a script icon, wouldn't be more logical to use normal EXE icon instead? I dont know how to do it. I have been doing it manually so fat with good effect. It would be nice it it could be done automatically.

I have an ECS MB K7S5A. It supports up to 1 gig of ram. Is there a way to get it to support more ram? The MB is doing good so I dont want to replace it just to get it to support more ram.

Has anyone used swift? It looks interesting but I done know how to install it. No exe. HUH

Another request---this will decrease ram usage Start>Run>Regedit Find the key: HKEY_CLASSES_ROOT\exefile\DefaultIcon Its current value will be "%1" (minus the quotes). Change it to the following: %SystemRoot%\System32\shell32.dll,-153 and exit Regedit. Now use the TweakUI program to clear the icon cache. It's the bottom menu item (Repair), and then select "Rebuild Icons" and click the "Repair Now" button. You can also clear the icon cache by deleting the ICONCACHE.DB file located in the %userprofile%\Local Settings\Application Data directory. You may need to stop EXPLORER.EXE to do this. Once the icon cache is cleared, reboot, and you should notice that Explorer is using somewhere between 5-15MB less RAM, depending on your system. This may not appeal to you, but you can save an additional 5MB of RAM, and dramatically improve the performance of your system, by changing your display color quality to 16-bit. This option can be found in the Display applet of Control Panel from the Settings tab. If you decide to do this, you'll need to clear the icon cache once the new setting is in effect, so it would make sense to do it before doing the above. Can this be done automatically in nlite?

It is looking for the driver. Just put in an untouched xp cd when asked.

Dear Friends, My wife Susan is fond of saying that my last words on this earth will be something akin to, "Hey y'all, hold my beer and watch this!" Well, I have outdone myself once again. No doubt you will see this true story chronicled in a LifeTime movie in the near future. Here goes. Last weekend I spied something at Larry's Pistol and Pawn that tickled my fancy. (Note: Keep in mind that my "fancy" is easily tickled). I bought something really cool for Susan. The occasion was our 33rd anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my sweet girl. What I came across was a 100,000 volt, pocket/purse sized Tazer gun with a clip. For those of you who are not familiar with this product, it is a less than lethal stun gun with two metal prongs designed to incapacitate an assailant with a shock of high voltage, low amperage electricity while you flee to safety. The effects are supposed to be short lived, with no long term adverse affect on your assailant, but allowing you adequate time to retreat to safety. You simply jab the prongs into your 250 pound Tattooed assailant, push the button, and it will render him a slobbering, goggle eyed, muscle twitching, whimpering, pencil neck geek. If you've never seen one of these things in action, then you're truly missing out - way too cool! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two triple A batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was so disappointed. Upon reading the directions (we don't need no stinkin' directions), I found much to my chagrin that this particular model would not create an arc between the prongs. How disappointing! I do love fire for effect. I learned that if I pushed the button, however, and pressed it against a metal surface that I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs that I was so looking forward to. I did so. Awesome!!! Sparks, a blue arc of electricity, and a loud pop!!! Yipeeeeee . . I'm easily amused, just for your information, but I have yet to explain to Susan what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave. Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple A batteries, etc., etc. There I sat in my recliner, my dog Sassy looking on intently (trusting little soul), reading the directions (that would be me, not Sassy) and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh and blood target. I must admit I thought about zapping Sassy for a fraction of a second and thought better of it. She is such a sweet dog, after all. But, if I was going to give this thing to Susan to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong? Was I wrong to think that? Seemed reasonable to me at the time. So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, Tazer in the other. The directions said that a one second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a loss of bodily control; a three second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. All the while I'm looking at this little device (measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in diameter, pretty cute really, and loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple A batteries) thinking to myself, "no friggin' way!" Friggin' way - trust me, but I'm getting ahead of myself. What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best. Those of you who know me well have got a pretty good idea of what followed. I'm sitting there alone, Sassy looking on with her head cocked to one side as if to say, "don't do it buddy," reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny lil' ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad (sound, rational thinking under the circumstances, wouldn't you agree?). I decided to give myself one second burst just for the hell of it. (Note: You know, a bad decision is like hindsight - always twenty-twenty. It is so obvious that it was a bad decision after the fact, even though it seemed so right at the time. Don't ya hate that?) I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and HOLY **************! DAaaaauuuuuuMN!!! I'm pretty sure that Jessie Ventura ran in through the front door, picked me up out of that recliner, then body slammed me on the carpet over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, soaking wet, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position. Sassy was standing over me making whinning sounds I had never heard before, licking my face, undoubtedly thinking to herself, "do it again, do it again!" (Note: If you ever feel compelled to mug yourself with a Tazer, one note of caution. There is no such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself. You're not going to let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by your violent thrashing about on the floor. Then, if you're lucky, you won't dislodge one of the prongs 1/4" deep in your thigh like yours truly.) SON-OF-A-***** that hurt! A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at this point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. My reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. How did they get there??? My triceps, right thigh and both brests were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novacain, as my bottom lip weighed 88 pounds, give or take an ounce or two, I'm pretty sure. By the way, has anyone seen my testicles? I think they ran away. I'm offering a reward. They're round, rather large, kinda hairy, and handsome if I must say so myself. Miss'em . . . sure would like to get'em back. NOT true, but funny ain't it..........

Does FF add ons work with it?

Interesting, has anyone tested them yet?

Just my .02 worth. The best browser is one you feel comfortable with and does what is needed with little fuss. All of them do the same thing surf the net. My advise is try some out and pick the one you like.

I get a message that it works on xp sp2 and above

.....BUMP......

FLP uses about the same as XP. A properly nlited XP will use about the same as 2K. A properly nlited 2K will use even less.

I just got accepted to beta test joost tv on my computer. Joost allows yo to watch some tv programs on your computer. The problem is that it works only in xp and I am using windows 2000. Is there a way to "fool" an app to make it think it is xp? Or something else besides install xp?

Yes, it is : http://www.msfn.org/board/Fit_Vista_single_CD_t96980.html Basically you need to remove EVERYTHING or very nearly to everything to fit onto 650÷700 Mb. Don't take the following as an offence, and you seem like having used a wise approach to vlite but I see this is your first post, so a few points might be of help, as with vlite I am seeing exactly the same trend that has been on the board for nlite, I don't want to "scare" you, but: 1) nlite and vlite have the goal to remove UNWANTED stuff, once the staff has been removed IT IS GONE (a large number of users first thing remove everything, then post something like "this or that does not work in the build, how can I re-add this or that" ) 2) There is NO practical way to re-add something to nlited/vlited installs, though it is possible, it is very hard to do, and best option is to REBUILD with more appropriate settings. 3) There is NO fail-safe settings (unless you choose not to remove ANYTHING) these very good programs cannot read the mind of the user and warn him he is removing something he will later need. 4) the reduced size of install files is a SIDE EFFECT of the removal procedure, to fit into a certain amount of space you will need to remove LOTS of things. The more things you remove quite obviously, the more it is probable that something will be missing. 5) There is an initial rather steep learning curve, you'll have to make several attempts before finding out which settings are the right ones for your custom build. WRITE DOWN your settings or SAVE the build logs, so that you can review them and (hopefully) find out what you missed in your previous failed attempt. 6) Do browse the board in the appropriate section, even posts seemingly unrelated to your problem can offer a small hint about what could have gone wrong. 7) Take your time, but don't be afraid of testing your customized settings, with today's PC speed it is a matter of minutes to rebuild and test, possibly in a VM like Qemu or VirtualBox, if you are lucky (and you are not going trying to reduce to the minimum the size) you might be able to get what you want in a few attempts. Usually a step by step approach, progressively increasing the number of removed components is the one that "pays" the better. As soon as the new build under test is found missing something you need, you check the differences against last working one, and usually, with some common sense, it is possible to determine which of the few components you added to removal list could be the culprit. Looking for it in a list of tens of removed components can be, again quite obviously, really daunting. 9) Don't give up, maybe you are just one little tickbox away from your "perfect" build 8) But do control yourself, "liting" an OS can become an addictive habit 10) Have fun, that's the main thing. jaclaz Very good advise

Dels your projects were very cool too

Window Blinds

A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable. Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The farmer said, "Having some problems with circle flies there, are ya?" The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said"Well yeah, if that's what they are, I never heard of circle flies." So the farmer says "Well, circle flies are common on farms. See, they're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse." The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. Then after a minute he stops and says, "Hey...wait a minute, are you trying to call me a horses butt?" The farmer says, "Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horses butt." The trooper says, "Well, that's a good thing," and goes back to writing the ticket. After a long pause, the farmer says, "Hard to fool them flies though."

is this joke ok?

The year is 2222 and after accumulating enough frequent flier miles, Mike and Maureen land on Mars. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex. Just how do you guys do it?" asks Maureen. "Pretty much the way you do," responds the Martian. Discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another. Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He's got only a teeny, weenie member - about half an inch long and just a quarter inch thick. "I don't think this is going to work," says Maureen. ''Why?" he asks, "What's the matter?" "Well," she replies, "It's just not long e nough to reach me!" "No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite impressively long. "Well," she says, "That's quite impressive, but it looks like a long pencil, it's still pretty narrow...." ''No problem," he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to the woman. "Wow!" she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad, passionate love. The next day the couples rejoin their normal partners and go their separate ways. As they walk along, Mike asks "Well, was it any good?" "I hate to say it," says Maureen, "but it was **** good. How about you?" "It was horrible," he replies. "All I got was a headache. She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears."

I played around with a windows 2000 with an iso of around 60 meg. The install size wasnt that much smaller than my 100 meg one A lot of drivers and software wouldnt work and wouldnt connect to the net. It didnt stay on my computer long. I manually deleted some files from iso and got a stable install with a 94 meg iso.