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I asked Ke$ha to read a bunch of my posts, and when she finished, I asked her what she thought of them, and she said "BLAH, BLAH, BLAH".

WOW, jaclaz, You are *ALWAYS* right on target with your responses !!! Yes, Monica kissed Clinton, many, many times EXACTLY in/on the/his image, and that's why the Republicans tried to get him impeached.

I did a little more work on your signature and it be posted here, in my thread: http://www.msfn.org/board/topic/152748-custom-avatars-and-signatures/?p=1077394 I think that'll be my last version. (I think, therefore I am a figment of your imagination.) But you might (?) want me to add an image of Monica Lewinsky kissing Bill Clinton. Just let me know if you want to add that. I really hope you don't choose to add that, cause that be a lot of work to do, even for a genius retard, such as myself. Larry

Well, LostInSpace2012, I went back and did some more work on my image in my last post. (Just compare the 2 images to see the effectiveness of my changes.) Change 1: I made the yellow Joy bottle squirt actually impact on Mr. Vader's helmet, rather than stopping some distance away. Change 2: I added more color to Mr. Herman's face so that he doesn't look as anemic. See, he be in outer space and receiving all them intense radiations from all them gamma ray bursts emanating from the constellation OrionTM. And I made Mr. Herman' tongue a little more pink, cause, as you might know, he be always lickin' on them strawberry lollipops. And this be my final version (I think) and this be the version I likes bestest: Well, thanks for sayin' I rock. Well, I really don't rock. What that rock sound is is -- (excuse me for stuttering) -- the sound of my brain slamming against the inside of my skull when I be doin' all them intense concentrations doin' my graphics. See, my brain is as dense as a rock. Actually, it is so dense that it be a diamond. One advantage of this is that my eyes twinkle in the dark. T W I N K L E L A R R Y B ? Added in Edit: Regarding potential additions to my above image: (It be at LostInSpace2012's choice and request.) http://www.msfn.org/board/topic/171300-lost-in-spaces-sigs/?p=1077395

I made 2 revised versions to the above link. This version is my favorite: http://www.msfn.org/board/topic/152748-custom-avatars-and-signatures/?p=1077275

And then I worked on Vincent's arm made it more muscular and lengthened his coat sleeve This one is my favorite. It kinda looks like Vincent is driving the Joy bottle "vehicle" (a convertible) and doing a drive-by shooting on Mr. Vader. (lol) Larry

@LostInSpace2012: I took another look at the image in my last post, with "fresh eyes", and Vincent's face looked too pale. So, I made another version: I like this one better. Of course, with a face that small, it's hard to get all the details in, but it "kinda" looks like Vincent, to me. What do you think? Larry

Thanks much, Flasche, for turning me on to Future World Music. I hadn't heard of that genre before. I LOVE the music, and have been listening to a bunch of it. It kinda reminds me of Nightwish, the Finnish symphonic power metal band, who LostInSpace2012 turned me on to a few weeks ago. I'll talk witcha in the F U T U R E Larry

Howdy, LostInSpace2012: http://www.msfn.org/board/topic/152748-custom-avatars-and-signatures/?p=1077254 (for your consideration) Larry

Howdy, LostInSpace2012: This image is hot off my mysteriously-magical graphics-makin' machine. Here, Vincent van Gogh be doin' the squirtin', Pee Wee Herman be doin' the celebratin', all the fruits be joyously celebratin', and Darth Vader be doin' the cryin'. (for your consideration) S Q U I R T L A R R Y B

I wrote "dancing", but I really wanted to write "twerking", but I didn't know how to spell it, and there were absolutely *no* online references to provide the correct spelling of "twerking". I checked Wikipedia, and they were no help at all: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twerking T W E R K L A R R Y

As you all know, this is a thread in the "Graphics and Designing Art" forum. This post doesn't concern a "Graphics Art", but it surely does concern a "Designing Art". Beethoven, an ultimate designer, "Ode to Joy": http://www.msfn.org/board/topic/5150-what-are-you-listening-to/?p=1077184 "There is no loftier mission than to approach the Godhead nearer than other people, and to disseminate the divine rays among humanity." Ludwig van Beethoven

Beethoven, "Ode to Joy", in a flash-mob-performance setting. I truly love the reactions of the members of the unsuspecting audience, from the very young to the very old. Well, LostInSpace2012, add one more member, Beethoven, who also loves JoyTM. We now have you, me, Darth Vader, Pee Wee Herman, a bunch of fruits, and Beethoven in this select club. And I'm sure we may also include jaclaz, bphlpt, Howdy Doody, Vincent van Gogh, et al, in this select club.

In order to have a pleasant online experience, "troll" spelled backwards, of course, is "dummy". If you don't believe it, see it here, where I'm spelling "dummy" backwards, to give: "troll". See, we're back to square one. Of course, both "troll" and "dummy" are palindromes. But those details are best left to an elucidation in one of my future posts. S Q U A RE D U M M Y L A R R Y NON T R O LL BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE

jaclaz, in your image... that be a photo of my chipmunk cousin, Fat Albert, who really isn't fat, because he sold all his nuts, so that he could buy a bunch of Bugs BunnyTM comic books. He looks fat, because he's wearing a fur coat, which he stole from Zsa Zsa Gabor, the famous actress, who is now 197 years old, and still going strong. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zsa_Zsa_Gabor

Thanks for the elucidation, jaclaz! and, by the way, great video about the same-color-grey squares. But, being a chipmunk in the "be the nut" mode, I have no *concept* of COLOR, since I only see in shades of grey, as you correctly stated. So, as far as COLOR goes, all I'm able to say is:

Alexandra Stan is a pretty 24-year old Romanian singer, and I presented one of her international hit songs, "Mr.Saxobeat", in my post at http://www.msfn.org/board/topic/5150-what-are-you-listening-to/?p=1076970 Unfortunately, she was savagely beaten into unconsciousness by her manager, and the extent of her injuries and bruisings is shown in her interview at<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIohRleYXiw" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIohRleYXiw As might be expected, all her "management" said was that she was involved in an *accident*. This incident greatly upset me, and all I'm really able to do, as an artist, is to offer my sympathies in a rather simple image I made, which shows Alexandra, the Romanian map rendered in the colors of the country's flag, along with some heartfelt text that I typed: I feel that my message might (?) be felt by Alexandra, in some very small way, perhaps, because I definitely feel that my thoughts of goodwill will enter the collective consciousness, and through that mechanism, they might be received, in some (infinitesimal) degree. Of course, the more people who send positive thoughts of encouragement to her, the greater the effect will be, I assume. In any event, I feel *much, much better*, having expressed my feelings through my simple art image and through my words. I just finished reading a great book by Alex Grey, "The Mission of Art", and one of my favorite passages from the book seems somewhat relevant here: "Art is a physical trail left by the state of being that the artist attained and is driven to preserve. When art is a spiritual path, art objects become the reliquaries of insight." Bless you, Alexandra Stan. Larry

A very funny, entertaining video by the beautiful, young Romanian singer, Alexandra Stan, "Mr. Saxobeat". official video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAhHNCfA7NI lyrics: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZccC18euxo

If interested, you can read about my greatest fear, in my post at http://www.msfn.org/board/topic/171728-another-asteroid-passes-close-today-03-may-2014/?p=1076885 scared-to-death Larry

I know who the RETARD is, but under no circumstances -- even if I'm severely tortured -- will I reveal who the RETARD is. Very sincerely yours, R E T A R D L A R R Y B

Well, in exactly 2 months, on July 4, it will officially be the start of winter. Of course, as everyone nose, people shoot off fireworks to celebrate the upcoming frigid weather, in which they can wear their bikinis while doing barefoot skating on the completely frozen-over Pacific Ocean.As my *bestest* friends on MSFN know, I'm not human, but a very smart, nimble-fingered, chipmunk with an IQ of 47. And I'm now in the process of gathering up nuts to sustain me through the winter, as shown in this black-and-white photograph taken by Ansel Adams. My mantra while gathering up nuts is very similar to the phrase many basketball players use when they make a 3-point shot: "See the 3, be the 3".My nut-gathering mantra is"See the nut, be the nut." When I be the nut, that be when I make all my exceedingly brilliant stupid posts on MSFN. Happy winter, everyone! Larry

Glad you like it, LostInSpace2012. If the universe elected a king, I'm sure that Pee Wee Herman would be elected as KING OF THE UNIVERSE and Howdy Doody would be his QUEEN (Please don't get into gender-specific issues here.) Larry

Thanks so much for your post, ROTS. I now understand this scary situation on a much deeper level. I'm not so worried about an asteroid striking the Earth. What scares me the most is the thought of a giant hemorrhoid striking the Earth. Larry

I messed up somehow, and the above post was posted 2 times. So, I edited this duplicated post to remove the text. Please delete this post. Sorry. Thanks, Larry

Hello, LostInSpace2012: Since I now have my new Windows 7 working the way I want it to work, I went ahead and made a signature for you, incorporating Pee-wee Herman into your current Darth + Joy bottle signature, as you suggested that you might do, in an earlier post. Please don't put any significance in the fact that I put Pee-wee down with the rest of the fruits -- unless you want to, of course -- lol. I made 2 versions: one without a border, as you have in your current signature: and one with a black border. Again, I can't over-emphasize enough the fact that you made a fantastically witty/funny image with your current signature. without border: with border: Of course, you don't have to use these if you don't want to. Larry P.S. I'm including another version with a border, because the one above doesn't show up on my monitor with a border at the bottom. So, the image below has a 2-pixel wide border at the bottom. It shows up, but it is not as dark as the border at the top and the right side. Added in Edit: I've found that whether or not I can see the border on my monitor depends on what zoom I have on the page -- that is, how many times I click Ctrl+. At the maximum zoom, I can see the borders clearly on all 3 images. How does this puzzling (to me) situation look to you?