larryb123456

This is a post about two metallic ovals. Please identify all your self-imposed "chains", try to figure out how to break or loosen them, and then be happy. T H A N K S L A R R Y B

jaclaz, I made you an avatar, 100x100 pixels, that I'm certain you'll want to use, immediately after seeing it and falling in love with it. It's a picture of an Italian pussycat, trying hard to suppress a gigantic pootie-poot, with the acronym LOL. Here's a list of some LOL meanings, and, of course, you're free to pick out the one that best describes you: Lame Old Loser Lizard Of Love Leader Of Lamers Lover Of Lollipops Lingual Odontoblast Loudmouth I like the last one the best, because I just made up the word Odontoblast, and I don't have a clue what it means. As proof that I made up the word, you can Google it, and nothing will come up. For example, Wikipedia has nothing to say about the word. Proof: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Odontoblast Added in Edit This is for the casual reader, who might be interpreting this post in a strictly literal sense. jaclaz and I are friends, and I often kid him in this manner, and he knows I'm kidding. Since I'm absolutely perfect, he will be unable to respond in a post about me like this one.

This post was just made by Mahatma Gandhi. (This is on the internet, so you must believe everything posted here.) relevant quotes: "I always feel safe in going to the theater. I mean, what could go wrong there?" Abraham Lincoln "I can juggle 12 apples, 37 grapes, a mongoose, and 3 watermelons, all at the same time." Mahatma Gandhi "Regards and Cheers, Retards and Cheerios." bphlpt "I am The Finder, and DON'T YOU FORGET IT!!!, but I'm unable to find a good avatar for myself." jaclaz "Yawn" larryb123456 "Edited by larryb123456, Today, 11:08 PM." MSFN edit message, immediately appearing after this post was last edited, on 6/20/14, time zone: (UTC-05:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada).

The question posed in your spoiler is very easily answered. Regarding the "Seriously, WTF is that???" question: "that" consists of 2 very crudely-drawn, partially-overlapping, white circles, being pointed to by 3 crudely-drawn, white arrows. Here's a question for "The Finder": Why haven't you been able to find a good avatar for yourself, after all these years? (lol) Just kidding, of course. Your avatar is fantastic!!!

Thanks so much for the additional elucidation, jaclaz. But even more rare is the gnat-elephant hybrid, known as WTF. I'll leave it to you, jaclaz, to provide the appropriate link documentation. Of course, WTF is an acronym for "Wow, That's Fantastic".

Well, jaclaz, I certainly don't want to dispute your assertion that aardvarks somehow are always the first item in any published article and in all lists, since you are well known as a severe disciplinarian, as I pointed out in my last post, but you're forgetting about the aaaaaaaaaaaaaaardvarks, who are aardvarks who stutter when they're asked to state the species they belong to. And, once again, you've broadened my horizons. This time, it's about the zonkies. I'd never heard of them before. But I just don't believe that they're a cross between a zebra and a drunk donkey. I think that's just another fallacy, just like the one about Americans landing on the moon in 1969. Intelligent people know for a fact that all of that was filmed on a Hollywood, USA movie set and *not* on the moon. But back to the zonkies. Below is my photographic proof that a zonkey is not a zebra-donkey hybrid. This picture was copied from your link about Ippo, who is, indeed, an undisputed cutie pie. On the left is a donkey, and, on the right, is Ippo. Close examination of this picture reveals that Ippo is a donkey wearing striped panty hose. Respectfully submitted by larryb123456, bustin' myths wherever they exist, in dedicated service to all mankind

Below is a picture of the coach of the deer basketball team shown in my last post. His name is A. Nonamuss, and he's called Non for short. To clarify, that's "Non" and *not* "Non for short". "Non for short" is the coach of the Romanian squirrel ice hockey team, as everyone knows. Well, to continue: Non used to be the coach of the Italian aardvark basketball team, which is owned by jaclaz, and, sadly, hasn't won a game in 14 years. See, the aardvarks have never mastered the art of dribbling. They are great at dribbling from their mouths, which they do all the time, but they are lousy at dribbling a basketball. Well, after 14 years of Non's ineptitude, jaclaz fired him, since, as everyone knows, jaclaz is a severe disciplinarian. So, Non became the coach of the deer basketball team shown in my last post. As of now, the team has a record of 0-423, but Non promises that soon, they'll be 1-562. At least, that's Non's goal. He's an eternal optimist. N O N S U X ja cl az S A Y B Y E B Y E N O N Larry That's my name, not the name of the individual in the above picture. As I've previously established in this brilliant stupid expository essay, his name is Non, as you can clearly see if you closely examine the tattoo inside his left nostril.

Welcome to MSFN!!! About my post on choking while alone: you're very welcome. Good info to know in an emergency. Enjoy yourself here. Larry

As for a woman, that's why one throws both arms way out in front and arches, so that the tummy area hits the floor first and not the breasts.

This is a simple technique to save yourself if you are alone and choking. IMO, it's much, much simpler and more effective than the variety of self-applied Heimlich maneuvers, which have been shown not to work for all people in all situations. I checked to see whether or not this topic had already been posted by scanning the last 10 pages on this thread. It hadn't. If you like this technique, please show this video to all your friends and loved ones.

Of course, the reason the deer in my last post is in such a hurry to cross the road is that he wants to play in a pick-up game of basketball with his other very, very literate buddies. J U M P B A L L D O N 'T F O U L S L A M D U N K H A V E F U N ! D E E R P A L S

WOW, that's great, jaclaz. I'd give that little charmer a whole bag of salt for his efforts, and a bag of potato chips to take with him back to the forest to eat at the deer drive-in theater while he watches the movie "Bambi". And here's a picture of a *very, very* literate deer, with a master's degree from M.I.T., who is applying a little mechanical advantage to reduce his transit time across the road quite considerably.

See, jaclaz, your solution does, indeed, work. Here, they moved the deer crossing sign to a road with very little traffic, and this very literate deer is about to pretend that he's the chicken who crossed the road to get to the other side.

HaHa, jaclaz. I think that's the ideal solution, but it would only work for the more literate deer. But we'd still have a problem with the Catholic deer. They are alway crossing themselves anywhere they darn well please. + + + + + C R O S S + + + + + H E R E ! + + + + + D E E R ! + + + + + T H AN K S + + + + + L A R R Y + + + + +

I hope everyone knows that I was totally kidding with my last post. In that post, my stream of lack of consciousness writing style entered into the turbulent rapids and finally flowed over a 500-foot waterfall into a sick joke. I am a total pacifist, in all regards. Man's inhumanity to his fellow man (and the Earth) is deplorable and his inhumanity to animals is in the same category. If you want to see some absolutely heartbreaking images, Google Image "deer shot with arrows". There you'll see many pictures of deer completely penetrated by arrows in every possible direction through their snouts, chins, necks, etc., still alive and walking around -- with puzzled looks on their faces -- left that way by their hunters to fend for themselves until they die, many weeks or months later. And you'll also see many "traditional" pictures of hunters, with sh*t-eating grins on their faces, acting so proud that they killed poor, defenseless Bambi. This is how I think the hunting scenario should be structured: Have all the hunters in the forest hunt each other and when one hunter kills another hunter, he then gets *all* the worldly possessions of the hunter he killed. And I know that all the deer would thoroughly enjoy watching "the thrill" of this chase.

HaHa, jaclaz. The gentleman in your spoiler got a great deal on his purchase of NOTHING for $50. The last NOTHING I bought cost me $437.23, including tax, and it was on sale! And you mentioned 50 bucks. If you could include 50 does (i.e., the females) I could become a deer breeder, full time, and stop making all these exceedingly brilliant stupid posts on MSFN. 'cause I feel that deer for a dear (me, of course) is quite appropriate. By the way, nothing like the sound of that THWACK when your arrow hits a deer. Nature's sweet, sweet music, IMO. And the blood spattering on the ground makes a beautiful abstract expressionist painting like the kind Jackson Pollock made, may he rest in peace!!! D E E R * * T H W A C K L A R R Y B

This is a post about nothing in particular. nothing in particular N O T H I N G L A R R Y B !

My last post was a serious post. This is a Sirius post. S I R I U S * T W I N K L E L A R R Y B !

This is a serious post.My next post will be a Sirius post. S E R I O U S T H I N K E R L A R R Y B !

Thanks so much, bphlpt, for your last post. Such consideration means a lot to me. I've been without my desktop computer since May 22, when it suffered a fatal crash. My son has had it since then, *supposedly* fixing it. I have no idea of its status, and I don't know when I'll get it back. For things that concern me, he puts them at 10497th place on his priorities list. For things that concern me, he moves at a speed of 1 micron per eon, where my preferred speed is c497, where c is the speed of light in a vacuum (like the one that exists inside my skull, in-between my ears). Right now, I'm using a friend's laptop that I borrowed. Cheers and Regards my fiend

Hey, dudes and dudettes, I ain't dead!!! I'm brilliant stupid -- and confused but happy (as the text above my avatar states) but I ain't dead!!! I hope no one is disappointed (?) A L I V E S T U P ID CON F US E D H A P P Y L A R R Y

@LostInSpace2012: I just saw your new avatar at http://www.msfn.org/board/topic/152748-custom-avatars-and-signatures/?p=1077551 I've been waiting my entire life to see Vincent van Gogh get mooned!!! Now, I can die a happy man. H A P P Y D E A D ? L A R R Y of course, as all my fellow geeks know, the above question mark, ?, has created a quantum-mechanical, probabilistic wave function associated with the DEAD uncertainty, and this wave function can only be collapsed into a particle, known as Larry, by another member observing my next post.

Here's another a magically mysterious threesome trifecta *foursome* quadfecta:"1, 2, 3 Red Light" by the 1910 Fruitgum Company, video taped while they were chewing Juicy Fruit Gum, wearing Fruit of the Loom boxer shorts, and entertaining a bunch of Fruits (i.e., apples, etc. and "other" interpretations of the word) up in a tree. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2E7mrp-mTQ l a r r y b 1 2 3 4 5 6

Thanks, Mr. Spaceman, both Pee Wee and I love more goofy. Regarding Mona = Leonardo, that well-known speculation has been going on for *years and years*. And it won't be settled conclusively, regardless of how many ways they examine Leonardo's skull and try to reconstruct his facial features, because people will see what they *want to see*. You know the expression, "When you see it, you'll believe it." Well, the inverse is *undoubtedly more true*: "When you believe it, you'll see it." Speaking of more goofy, let me offer Exhibit A -- (especially in his exploits in more recent years). (Just kidding -- he's a great talent, just doin' his THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!!!) Boy George, singin', swayin', and swishin': "Do You Really Want To Hurt Me":

I'm pretty sure my post at http://www.msfn.org/board/topic/5150-what-are-you-listening-to/?p=1078542 also belongs in this thread, because in that very, very serious post, I made an image showing Pee Wee Herman getting ready to kiss Mona Lisa. I had to, as proof for the disbelievers!!! I made the image as irrefutable documentation that Pee Wee did kiss the very voluptuous Mona Lisa, who didn't have the time to put on her lipstick. IMO, she's very, very sexy without it. Submitted in the sincere hope that this post will advance human knowledge. L A R R Y