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matrix0978

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  1. congrats on your 9th star!!! very nice avatar and sig!
  2. Both of these martial artist have reflexes like a cat!! CAT FIGHTT! Brazilian Ju jitsu vs. Muay Thai Boxing Highly Trained Martial Artists Check out the video-------^
  3. haha ive done that!! lol jk
  4. Its notbad i dont mind it. Im going to start programming using it. Is it a easy language to learn?
  5. near sighted jewish or Catholic?
  6. This good looking man walks into an agent's office in Hollywood and says "I want to be a movie star. Tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway, he had the right credentials. The agent asked, "What's your name?" The guy said, "My name is P e n i s van L e s b i a n." The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into Hollywood, you are gonna have to change your name." "I will NOT change my name! The van L e s b i a n name is centuries old, I will not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name. Not ever." The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years...you will EVER go far in Hollywood with a name like P e n i s van L e s b i a n! I'm telling you, you will HAVE TO change your name or I will not be able to represent you." So be it! I guess we will not do business together" the guy said, and he left the agent's office. FIVE YEARS LATER... The agent opens an envelope sent to his office. Inside the envelope is a letter and a check for $50,000. The agent is awestruck ....who would possibly send him $50,000? He reads the letter enclosed... "Dear Sir, Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to become an actor in Hollywood, you told me I needed to change my name. Determined to make it with my God-given birth name, I refused. You told me I would never make it in Hollywood with a name like P e n i s van L e s b i a n. After I left your office, I thought about what you said. I decided you were right. I had to change my name. I had too much pride to return to your office, so I signed with another agent. I would never have made it without changing my name, so the enclosed check is a token of my appreciation. Thank you for your advice. Sincerely, Dick van Dyke
  7. There has been many people downloading fake anti-malware programs. Heres the list! http://www.spywarewarrior.com/rogue_anti-s...re.htm#products
  8. Hehe, very nice! Gunna check it out once you get the link
  9. ahhhhhh, you lucky son of a monkey!!!! I might get an internship on a nearby computer store (14 years old). Its just easy repair stuff .
  10. Hmmm, i never thought of that bashrat. i wanna give that a try tonight.
  11. Very nice, i should give it a try!
  12. Lol got some hatred going on there
  13. haha, ive tried that
  14. this is something little but for put a http:// infront of windowsmedia.com and slant the '\' the other way '/'
  15. this is a simple script, just like rapidshare http://www.hotscripts.com/Detailed/39895.html
  16. would this help any? http://www.codebelly.com/javascript/accessbysize.html
  17. Oh im sorry, copied the wrong URL. I copied some Pop-up url lol. http://www.hotscripts.com/PHP/Scripts_and_...tems/index.html
  18. Hey, yeah this script can be done and you can only do it in PHP. Heres a few scripts i have tried a few times that i got from here. http://www.midphase.com/index.shtml THey work fairly well. Tell me how it works out.
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