misskellibad1

well, if that's really you.......... then you're male. haha I am not chicken, and one day I will. I am a little old for "peer pressure" that crap doesn't work on me.......

An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort forced himself down the stairs, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs. With labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven. There, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table, were literally hundreds of his favorite chocolate chip cookies. Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted wife, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man? Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself toward the table, landing on his knees in a rumpled posture. His parched lips parted; the wondrous taste of the cookie was already in his mouth, seemingly bringing him back to life. The aged and withered hand trembled on its way to a cookie at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife. "Stay out of those!" she said. "They're for the funeral."

To all you men out there bashing my "good" name, I am not a wuss, I am just shy....... I need to get to know you all a little better-I haven't been here that long...... my birthday's coming....so if you're nice to me, maybe I can dig up something...... So, stop calling me names, you w*****s!!!!!

okay, you got me there, I was fibbing. I had you pictured as a "full blown hippie type"....... and I am not old! ha As for you, LS, I'm sure FthrJACK can fight his own battles without you coming to his rescue, can't he? In case you had forgotten....... You guys look at me everyday........ , Lord knows what else you do....... lol!!!!!!

Well FthrJACK, I had you pictured as a greying, big, bumbling oaf....... haha Isn't that what you were going for?

You on the other hand-FathrJACK, were a complete surprise to me!!!!!!

I'll be good and just say, "yes please"(to the zip) ha ha. See how nice I can be?! I am creating a halloween theme and that one seems to tie in nicely with the others. I should hope you can spell your name!lol@ u!

Obviously you read Japanese, then? Care to direct me, or are directions not your thing, either? ha

nice one Lynch, I especially like that icon in the top right corner-what is it? BTW, just like a "guy" to not read anything through..... they do tell you that it's interchangeable.... lol remember I'm laughing with you......

You know LS, that's exactly what I imagined you to look like, you know, refined........

Was bumming around and came across this http://browsercheck.qualys.com/

If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills, If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it, If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to give you time, If you can overlook when people take things out on you when, through no fault of yours, something goes wrong, If you can take criticism and blame without resentment, If you can face the world without lies and deceit, If you can conquer tension without medical help, If you can relax without liquor, If you can sleep without the aid of drugs, If you can do all these things, Then you are probably the family dog.

What he said!!!!!!!

Good boy, Beeehave!

A man and a woman were having drinks, getting to know one another and started bantering back and forth about male / female issues. They talked about who was better in certain sports, who were the better entertainers, etc. The flirting continued for more than an hour when the topic of sex came up. So they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more. The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?" He then went on for several hours arguing his point, even going so far as to ask other men in the bar for their opinions. The woman listened quietly until the man was finished making his point. Confident in the strength of his argument, the man awaited her response. "That doesn't prove anything," the woman countered. "Think about this: When your ear itches and you put your little finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out..........

Thanks FthrJACK, some interesting stuff there, that first one's a little whacked......

yes, but it's a nice ear

A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two-week cruise for himself and his girlfriend. The travel agent said that all the ships were booked up and things were very tight, but that he would see what he could do. A couple of days later, the travel agent phoned and said he could now get them onto a three-day cruise. The guy agreed and went to the drugstore to buy three Dramamines and three condoms. Next day, the agent called back and said that he now could book a five-day cruise. The guy said, "I'll take it," and returned to the same pharmacy, to buy two more Dramamines and two more condoms. The following day, the travel agent called yet again and said he could now book an eight- day cruise. The guy agreed, and went back to the drugstore. He asked for three more Dramamine and three more condoms. The pharmacist looked sympathetically at him and said, "Look, if it makes you sick, why do you keep doing it?"

Thanks guys........

Why don't you just reformat? ha, just kidding Ge

thanks that'll keep me busy for awhile.

Thanks, MSN-been there..........

I didn't know that....... is that "ancient japanese secret" I don't think I'll hold my breath, there's nobody here to perform cpr, if need be.......how far away do you live? hahaha

hey Lynch-I did say I was broke.... I don't have the money to buy the "paraphernalia" to go with that site. lol

hey all, I'm extremely bored-have the day off, it's raining and I'm broke, slash So anyway, how about posting some links to cool sites to give me something to do. I'm running out of ideas and I think I've reached the end of the internet. Come on help a girl out........