misskellibad1

I would love to "bump" a little more info please

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1. You just tried to enter your password on the microwave. 2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. 3. You call your son's beeper to let him know it's time to eat. He emails you back from his bedroom, "What's for dinner?" 4. Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site. 5. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken with your next door neighbor this year. 6. You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if it contains Echinacea. 7. Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn so she can create a screen saver. 8. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home. 9. Every commercial on television has a web-site address at the bottom of the screen. 10. You buy a computer and 6 months later it is out of date and now sells for half the price you paid. 11. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 years of your life, is cause for panic and turning around to go get it. 12. Using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase would be a hassle and take planning. 13. Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car. 14. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have e-mail addresses. 15. You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow. 16. Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet. 17. Your idea of being organized is multiple-colored Post-it notes. 18. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person. 19. You get an extra phone line (or a ADSL/cable modem) so you can get phone calls. 20. You disconnect from the Internet and get this awful feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one. 21. You get up in morning and go online before getting your coffee. 22. You wake up at 2 am to go to the bathroom and check your E-mail on your way back to bed. 23. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

Well............ I do teach for a living.........

Then we should date?! Why, because..... a)we're of like mind? or b)opposites attract? Whew, two come-on's in one day! What's a woman to do? Oh, and by the way, my computer does call to me in the middle of the night-Thank God it doesn't say "get out of the house" Seriously though, I think I will take your advice. Thanks so much for the input. You guys are great.

I got chills just reading that!

All good points to ponder. I have the ability to take someone else's work and expand on their ideas, or fix their flaws-but being innovative is just not me. I also need immediate results as patience is not my thing either. Thanks for all the good advice guys.

Sorry honey-you're too young for me, unless you're into that "Mrs. Robinson" kinda thing.........

uh yeah, that too. hahaha, you're a funny guy FthrJACK!

That is so cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I gotta tell ya, that Aragorn is hot! Thanks HM!

where did you see it? The only two websites I've seen, I get a 404-very frustrating, as I've been waiting and waiting!

I just received an opportunity to enrol in a course.(I pay half) I'm receiving alot of feedback from various sources on what I should take and why. Here are my choices, remember I only get one, so I'm counting on you guys to steer me in the right direction. visual basic C++-Java Java Script Asp-HTML SQL Server 2000 Out of all that, I know some HTML left over from my high school days. What do you think?

I just read in "The Free Press" that the trailer for the Two Towers will premiere on America Online on Monday Sept.30. On Tues. it will appear on the website. http://www.lordoftherings.net I can't wait to see this movie!!!!!!

A man was in a long line at the grocery store. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register. She asked, "What size condoms?" The customer replied that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did, she reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom, "One box of large condoms, Register 5. The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of us,was up for a cheap thrill. When he got to the register, he told the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to the register for him. She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did, she gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, "One box of medium-sized condoms, Register 5." A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live female, so he thought this was his chance. When he got to the register he told the checker he needed some condoms. She asked him what size and he said he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants and he did. She reached over the counter,gave him one quick squeeze, then picked up the intercom and said...."Cleanup, register 5."

A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat. She asked him if it was dead or alive. "Dead." She was informed. "How do you know?" she asked her pupil. "Because I p***ed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. "You did WHAT?!?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."

good one pia

well then, your new name would be "egomaniac".

you talking to me? (said in my best Al Pacino, or was that Robert De Niro?, voice. haha

all in one meal??????? God that can't be good for ya-that's just like mixing alcohol..... bad bad bad

Well then I'm out of my league, anybody else care to tackle this one?

maybe this can help you http://chattanooga.net/~scochran/DBXtract.htm

You being a wise a$$? Detention for you mister!

too funny!!!!!!!

cuz we're all abunch of racists????? OMG-don't start that again!!!!!!!!!

To add to the " lesson for today" All moving things have energy simply as a result of the fact that they are moving. In fact they gained energy when they started moving. To put it another way, energy must be put into something to get it moving, and usually, the more energy that is put into an object, the faster it moves. Air attempts to travel from areas of high pressure to areas of low pressure. When air tries to flow from areas of high pressure to areas of low pressure it will turn to the right. In fact, air attempting to flow into the centre of a low will actually rotate around the low in a counterclockwise fashion. I taught this to the fourth graders last year.