misskellibad1

A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "****, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die." As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms. While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?" "No!" she shrieked, aghast. So, he dropped her. As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you screw?" he asked. "Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself. He dropped her, too. The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic. "Slut!" he said, and dropped her.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Today is a good day to wear your lucky Rocketship underwear. Try not to leap into rooms while shouting "Hark!" however. Happy Birthday

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called a computer technician to come over. She clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. She gave me a bill for a minimum service call. As she was walking away, I called after her "So, what was wrong?" She replied, "It was an ID ten T error." I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired: "An ID ten T error? What's that ... in case I need to fix it again?" The computer tech grinned.... "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?" "No," I replied. "Write it down," she said, "and I think you'll figure it out." So I wrote out ...... I D 1 0 T

hear that? it's me chuckling......

I sure hate having to explain myself, but in your case (senile moment) I'll make an exception. 1. I'll rephrase: you sure would win for posting the most....... irrelevant info? 2. I was referring to GeForce calling you the "graphics king" and you being a smart-a** corrected him "that's diva to you" Ring a bell?

what will they think of next?! http://www.extremeironing.com

you sure would win for posting the most........ hahaha good one graphics "diva"

Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table, he looks into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?!!", he squeaks. Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl, and it is also empty. "Who's been eating my Porridge?!!,"he roars. Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, "For s*** sake, how many times do we have to go through this with you idiots? It was Momma Bear who got up first, it was Momma Bear who woke everyone in the house, it was Momma Bear who made the coffee, it was Momma Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night, and put everything away, it was Momma Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper, it was Momma Bear who set the **** table, it was Momma Bear who put the friggin cat out, cleaned the litter box, and filled the cat's water and food dish, and, now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses downstairs, and grace Momma Bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence, listen good, cause I'm only going to say this one more time. "I HAVEN'T MADE THE F***ING PORRIDGE YET !!"

happy birthday to you both! VIRGO (Aug.23-Sep.22) Your gullibility will soar to new heights this month. Just the fact that you are reading this lousy horoscope confirms this

uh oh-you've opened yet another can of worms.....

George Bush: When you rearrange the letters: He bugs Gore Dormitory: When you rearrange the letters: Dirty Room Desperation: When you rearrange the letters: A Rope Ends It The Morse Code: When you rearrange the letters: Here Come Dots Slot Machines: When you rearrange the letters: Cash Lost in 'em Animosity: When you rearrange the letters: Is No Amity Mother-in-law: When you rearrange the letters: Woman Hitler Snooze Alarms: When you rearrange the letters: Alas! No More Z's A Decimal Point: When you rearrange the letters: I'm a Dot in Place The Earthquakes: When you rearrange the letters: That Queer Shake Eleven plus two: When you rearrange the letters: Twelve plus one And for the grand finale: PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA: It can be rearranged (With no letters left over, and using each letter only once) into: TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERN

GeForce-5... whew, you've been a busy boy....... FYI, I did as FthrJACK suggested, and I also did a search and I have no such thing on my system. As I stated earlier, it wasn't a problem-just a strange occurence. As for "following instructions" and "listening" there is such a thing as an "informed decision". To do something just on one person's say-so, would be (to take a word from your page) "Gay". BTW, FthrJACK-after looking into it, I did decide to install Kerio-thanks for the suggestion, thanks go to Pia for suggesting it as well.

Thanks zipp, that was the answer I was looking for.

Thanks for the replies. I am still a bit confused however, from Lumber's post. If it erased all previous updates why do some still show as already installed? As for sp 1 I have been diligent about keeping everything up to date, so I'm not going to go through that again!

Hi, all. I have another dilemma which I hope I partially solved myself. Tried to download sp1 today, and received this error:occured while copying file pchsvc.dll, cannot copy file. Then it restarted itself. It shut down repeatedly, chkdsk repeatedly. had to manually shut down. Would not boot into safe mode or last config. Shut down for hour to get the kids, and then a stop error occured. So....... I popped in the c.d. and chose repair. (hope I did the right thing) Anyway, everything is back to normal it seems-I didn't have to reinstall anything, but now there is 37 updates when this morning there were only 10 I didn't want. One which is still the sp1 which states it's in progress. So, I don't understand why there are so many updates, when everything else is the same, and what do I do about this sp1? Now I'm afraid to download it! Sorry this is a bit long, but I wanted to be as precise as possible. As always, thanks a tremendous bunch in advance

If any members of this forum, or visitors to this forum have lost someone due to the terrible tragedy in New York last year, my deepest sympathies go out to you and yours. misskellibad1 London, On. Canada

Netsend? Isn't that for office programs on a network? No, I don't use that. As for the firewall, I have xp. The box looked just like when you're downloading.... do you want to install and run...... only without saying that. It did say something like check for authenticity, enter your # and it gave 5 boxes just like when I installed.

Hi all. I was surfing along (I have pop-up stopper enabled) and up pops this window telling me to input my product code. Of course I didn't. Have any of you ever encountered this before? I thought at first it was a scam to get people's #'s, but then I thought my # is only good for this computer. Isn't that right? I tried to capture it but when I pasted nothing was there. Very strange-any comments?

yeah sure, XP, I'm not falling for that........

humming theme to mission impossible....... I accept, but don't blow up my computer! haha

I have to agree with FthrJACK's 1st post. Where does Bush get off? What a hypocrite!! People, we are missing the big picture here-it's all smokescreen. He can't find Bin Laden, so we'll go after Saddam instead, but at the expense of how many lives? I read today, that we have troops that don't even have proper camouflage-"hey, look, there's a green guy in the desert-get him!" And I really don't think Bin is hiding out in Iraq. He's probably over here cuz lord knows we let everyone and their **** dogs in!!!!!

If you are not as computer literate ( like me ) you could install tweak ui, there's an option under logon.

I was one of those people in art class who couldn't see the "old lady" and the "young girl" simultaneously, so humor me srg-what is it?

Thanks for the info. I will check it out.

Thanks for the quick reply. I didn't see anything like that, nor was there a phone number. There was an e-mail address and a veri sign.