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silly, ring a bell? http://www.msfn.org/index.php?act=ST&f=20&...edaee687219696d

I wasn't scared I told you....... just shy BTW, if you do decide to edit the pic, can you get rid of my 64DD's! haha

Eating Mexican food is not the cause of gonorrhea. There is no need for dice in role playing. Intercourse doesn't happen on a highway. If you engage in oral sex first, it's not called a head start. If she says she's into "bondage", don't show her your financial portfolio. You can lie down during a one-night stand. Only sleep with someone you love or can say you love without smirking. Making out doesn't mean getting your money's worth. Sex is like "The Club" - accept no substitutes.

sorry, let's try that again.....

alright, here you go........

Im scared of anyone who laughs like that.......

I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My fiance's mother is great. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be. When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred ... then she floored me. She said that in a month I would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me. Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the door was if I wanted to leave. I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew how to deal with this situation. I headed out the front door... There, leaning against my car was her husband. He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated me on passing their little test. I kept it to myself that I thought their "little test" was bulls***, but I'm marrying their daughter, not them. I also kept to myself that the reason that I was walking out to my car was to get a condom... oh, and Ge, if youre reading this, no I'm not a man, it's just a joke!

that's funny..... you too Ge

MEMO!!!!!!!!!!!!! There was a memo??!!! funny guy.........

interesting site http://uptime.netcraft.com/up/graph

not to mention some people like their names......

Happy birthday, don't feel left out cuz you share the day with xper....

No Ge, I am not a man! It's just a joke silly.

Happy Birthday!!! Your horoscope:You will discover that you can wiggle your ears today, and will actually become quite good at it. People will invite you to parties.

What kind of crap is that!!!!!!!!! I too, am guilty of "burning" but not because of the cost. Gone are the days of 45's (which I still have a s***load of) and I would still purchase if given that option. These are the days of one-hit wonders. These days you're lucky to find a band that you truly admire enough to purchase the full c.d.!

WOMEN DRIVERS Driving to the office this morning on the 401, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 120km per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup!!! It scared me (I'm a man) so bad, I dropped my darn electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. And in all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees to steer, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the phone and disconnected an important call! Women Drivers!

Sorry for the double post-this happened to me to, and then it posted after all.

the number one reason should have been, (drum roll.......) If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.

the number one reason should have been, (drum roll.......) If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.

No, not bored-it's just hard to be good all the time

That's just BAD, something tells me you're gonna get it........

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race,you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy. If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your a** and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity. If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference. If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard. If you thump her, it's wife bashing. If she thumps you, it's self-defense. If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If she asks you, it's a favor. If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a pervert. If you don't, you're gay. If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist. If you don't, you're unromantic. If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob. If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful. If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself. If you don't, you're not ambitious. If she has a headache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore. If you want it too often, you're oversexed. If you don't, there must be someone else. NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN -- THEY WANT TO!

Thanks MSN, that's a nice thing for you to say. I like coming here, this board has a nice family atmosphere. As for gifts, I got 3 cakes (I don't even like cake, thought that counts), couple of novels, a c.d., a coat, my friend took me to the show,and another friend took me to dinner.Not bad eh? Thanks for all the birthday greetings everyone, it was really nice of all of you.

Thanks so much for the info, I will work on it tonight.

Yeah GeForce, it works really well, so well in fact that it takes my taskbar icons with it! So, I'm afraid you don't "own", thanks for looking though, I appreciate it.