A couple is lying in bed one night... The girlfriend is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the boyfriend turns his bed lamp on to read a book. As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his girlfriend and fondles her special area. He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book. The girlfriend gradually becomes more and more aroused and, assuming that her boyfriend is seeking some encouragement before going further, gets up and starts stripping in front of him. The boyfriend is confused and asks; "Why are you taking off your clothes?" His girlfriend replies, "You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay." The boyfriend says, "No, not at all." His girlfriend asks angrily, "Well, what the hell were you doing then?" "I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book."