Flash Posted June 9, 2002 Posted June 9, 2002 A couple is lying in bed one night...The girlfriend is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and theboyfriend turns his bed lamp on to read a book.As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to hisgirlfriend and fondles her special area.He does this a few times, but only for a very short intervalbefore returning to read his book.The girlfriend gradually becomes more and more aroused and,assuming that her boyfriend is seeking some encouragement before going further, gets up and starts stripping in front of him. The boyfriend is confused and asks;"Why are you taking off your clothes?" His girlfriend replies,"You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay."The boyfriend says, "No, not at all." His girlfriend asks angrily,"Well, what the hell were you doing then?""I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in mybook."
prathapml Posted August 12, 2004 Posted August 12, 2004 "I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in mybook."ROTFLOLWhy have these gone out of circulation?
Zxian Posted May 30, 2005 Posted May 30, 2005 Hehe... nice one... I'll have to tell that one to my friends...
indianarchie Posted June 1, 2005 Posted June 1, 2005 oh my god..tht was one of the best i have heard!!
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