A couple is lying in bed one night...

The girlfriend is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the

boyfriend turns his bed lamp on to read a book.

As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his

girlfriend and fondles her special area.

He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval

before returning to read his book.

The girlfriend gradually becomes more and more aroused and,

assuming that her boyfriend is seeking some encouragement

before going further, gets up and starts stripping in front of him.

The boyfriend is confused and asks;

"Why are you taking off your clothes?" His girlfriend replies,

"You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay."

The boyfriend says, "No, not at all." His girlfriend asks angrily,

"Well, what the hell were you doing then?"

"I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my

book."

that was hilarious.. hahahah

lmfao, and now I can't find it anywhere!

lol, wish I had a GF like that

lmao

that one cracked me up

He he, glad ya guys like it

"I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my

book."

ROTFLOL

Why have these gone out of circulation?

lol, requires some thinking for you slow people

haha the girlfren thinks her boy want to....

Hehe... nice one... I'll have to tell that one to my friends...

oh my god..tht was one of the best i have heard!!

lol omg thats funny as hell lol