Flash Posted June 9, 2002 Share Posted June 9, 2002 A couple is lying in bed one night...The girlfriend is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and theboyfriend turns his bed lamp on to read a book.As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to hisgirlfriend and fondles her special area.He does this a few times, but only for a very short intervalbefore returning to read his book.The girlfriend gradually becomes more and more aroused and,assuming that her boyfriend is seeking some encouragement before going further, gets up and starts stripping in front of him. The boyfriend is confused and asks;"Why are you taking off your clothes?" His girlfriend replies,"You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay."The boyfriend says, "No, not at all." His girlfriend asks angrily,"Well, what the hell were you doing then?""I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in mybook." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babis Posted June 9, 2002 Share Posted June 9, 2002 that was hilarious.. hahahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piaqt Posted June 9, 2002 Share Posted June 9, 2002 lmfao, and now I can't find it anywhere! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThA_FiLeR Posted June 9, 2002 Share Posted June 9, 2002 lol, wish I had a GF like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwar Posted June 9, 2002 Share Posted June 9, 2002 lmao that one cracked me up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Posted June 9, 2002 Author Share Posted June 9, 2002 He he, glad ya guys like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prathapml Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 "I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in mybook."ROTFLOLWhy have these gone out of circulation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sven Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 lol, requires some thinking for you slow people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sednainc Posted May 30, 2005 Share Posted May 30, 2005 haha the girlfren thinks her boy want to.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zxian Posted May 30, 2005 Share Posted May 30, 2005 Hehe... nice one... I'll have to tell that one to my friends... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indianarchie Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 oh my god..tht was one of the best i have heard!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Soul Posted June 4, 2005 Share Posted June 4, 2005 lol omg thats funny as hell lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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