There was once a kid who had a wish: when he grows up he wanted to be a great author. When he was asked what he meant by "great author" he said: "I want to write stuff that makes people cry, shout and dispair." Now that he grew up, his wish became reality: he works for Microsoft, writing error messages... _______________ When asked what cybers*x means, three students answer: 1. Law student: what's cyber? 2. Sports student: yeah, what's cyber? 3. Computer student: what's s*x? _______________ Wife: Have you been shopping? Husband: "Bad command or filename" W: But i asked you this morning.... H: "Syntax error. Abort?" W: Not even the new TV-set? H: "Variable not found" W: OK, give me the credit card, I'll go shopping... H: "Sharing violation. Access denied" W: Are you serious, joking or just trying to make me mad? H: "Too many parameters" W: How did I get to marry you? H: "Data type mismatch" W: When are you gonna get paid? H: "File in use. Please try again later" W: OK, this is the last straw, what do I mean to you? H: "Unknown virus" _____________________ Two indians are walking through the woods when one sights smoke coming from the top of a hill. What does it say? asks the first indian SPAM, replies the second... _____________________ Hope you like them...