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There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong. The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred. The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere. Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion, 'Why don't we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it'll work !?'

Here is one more BACK IN THE GOOD OLD DAYS A computer was something on TV from a science fiction show of note a window was something you hated to clean... And ram was the cousin of a goat.... Meg was the name of my girlfriend and gig was a job for the nights now they all mean different things and that really mega bytes An application was for employment a program was a TV show a cursor used profanity a keyboard was a piano Memory was something that you lost with age a cd was a bank account and if you had a 3 1/2" floppy you hoped nobody found out Compress was something you did to the garbage not something you did to a file and if you unzipped anything in public you'd be in jail for a while Log on was adding wood to the fire hard drive was a long trip on the road a mouse pad was where a mouse lived and a backup happened to your commode Cut you did with a pocket knife paste you did with glue a web was a spider's home and a virus was the flu I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper and the memory in my head I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash but when it happens they wish they were dead

More... Spice Girl virus: Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop Ronald Reagan virus: Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored Martha Stewart virus: Takes all your files, sorts them by category and folds them into cute little doilies to be displayed on your desktop Tonya Harding virus: Turns your .BAT files into lethal weapons Woody Allen virus: Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card BOBBIT VIRUS: Removes a vital part of your hard disk, then reattaches it. Unfortunately, the area is permanently disabled. OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80 MB,and then slowly expands back to 200 MB. AT&T VIRUS: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting. MCI VIRUS: Every three minutes it reminds you that you are paying too much for the AT&T Virus. PAUL REVERE VIRUS: This revolutionary virus does not horse around. It warns you of impending hard disk attack --- once if by LAN, twice if by C:>. POLITICALLY CORRECT VIRUS: Never calls itself a "virus," but instead refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism." RIGHT TO LIFE VIRUS: Won't allow you to delete a file, regardless of how old it is. If you attempt to erase a file, it requires you to first see a consultant about possible alternatives. ROSS PEROT VIRUS: Activates every component in your system, just before the whole **** thing quits. MARIO CUOMO VIRUS: It would be a great virus, but it refuses to run. TED TURNER VIRUS: Colorizes your monochrome monitor. ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS: Terminates your session and then disappears. It'll be back. DAN QUAYLE VIRUS: Prevents your system from spawning any child process without joining a binary network. DAN QUAYLE VIRUS #2: Thers sumthin rong wit yur komputerw butt ewe jsut cant figyour it out! GOVERNMENT ECONOMIST VIRUS: Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine. NEW WORLD ORDER VIRUS: Probably harmless, but it makes a lot of people really mad just thinking about it. FEDERAL BUREAUCRAT VIRUS: Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which does practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of your computer. GALLUP VIRUS: Sixty percent of the PCs infected will lose 38 percent of their data 14 percent of the time. (plus or minus a 3.5 percent margin of error.) TERRY RANDLE VIRUS: Prints "Oh no you don't!" whenever you choose "Abort" from the "Abort, Retry, Fail" message. TEXAS VIRUS: Makes sure that it's bigger than any other file. ADAM AND EVE VIRUS: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple. CONGRESSIONAL VIRUS: The computer locks up, screen splits erratically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem. AIRLINE VIRUS: You're in Dallas, but your data ends up in Singapore. FREUDIAN VIRUS: Your computer becomes obsessed with its own motherboard. PBS VIRUS: Your programs stop every few minutes asking for more money. ELVIS VIRUS: Makes your computer get fat and lazy, then self destructs; only to resurface at shopping malls and service stations across America. OLLIE NORTH VIRUS: Causes your printer to suddenly become a paper shredder. NIKE VIRUS: Just does it.

Here is another "I was helping someone set up his computer, and he wanted to log in with a password....now you have to understand he's got somewhat of a rebellious attitude and goes for the shock effect...so when the computer asked him to enter his password, he keys in 'penis'...I nearly fell off the chair from laughing so hard when the computer replied: *** PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH *** " And another.. Tech Support: "Ok Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at thesame time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen.Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager." Customer: "I don't have a 'P'." Tech Support: "On your keyboard, Bob." Customer: "What do you mean?" Tech Support: "'P' on your keyboard, Bob." Customer: "I'm not going to do that!"

It was the only one!

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The women concluded that computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because: 1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. 2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless. 3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem. 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you might have had a better model. The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because: 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic. 2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. 3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval. 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. B)

Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is. AST technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be the plastic bag the mouse was packaged in. Another Compaq technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldn't read word processing files from his old diskettes. After trouble-shooting for magnets and heat failed to diagnose the problem, it was found that the customer labeled the diskettes then rolled them into the typewriter to type the labels. Another AST customer was asked to send a copy of her efective diskettes. A few days later a letter arrived from the customer along with Xeroxed copies of the floppies. A Dell technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer asked the tech to hold on, and was heard putting the phone down, getting up and crossing the room to close the door to his room. Another Dell customer called to say he couldn't get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting, the technician discovered the man was trying to fax a piece of paper by holding it in front of the monitor screen and hitting the "send" key. Another Dell customer needed help setting up a new program, so a Dell tech suggested he go to the local Egghead. "Yeah, I got me a couple of friends,"the customer replied. When told Egghead was a software store, the man said, "Oh, I thought you meant for me to find a couple of geeks." Yet another Dell customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and water and soaking the keyboard for a day, then removing all the keys and washing them individually. A Dell technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and an invalid". The tech explained that the computer's "bad command" and "invalid" responses shouldn't be taken personally. An exasperated caller to Dell Computer Tech Support couldn't get her new Dell Computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was plugged in, the technician asked her what happened when she pushed the power button. Her response, "I pushed and pushed on this foot pedal and nothing happens." The "foot pedal" turned out to be the computer's mouse. Another customer called Compaq tech support to say her brand-new computer wouldn't work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged it in, and sat there for 20 minutes waiting for something to happen. When asked what happened when she pressed the power switch, she asked "What power switch?"

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report! If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, And the double-clicking icons put your window in the trash, And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash, Then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash! If the label on your cable on the gable at your house, Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, But your packets want to tunnel to another protocol, That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall. And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse, Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang! When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk, And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC, The you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM, Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!

Happy 900th post lol! and...many more B) but i think soon you'll need that "condition"lol..HA HA

TORONTO - The Canadian province of Ontario plans to review a court decision that acquitted a man of sexual assault charges because he suffers from "SEXSOMNIA" and was asleep at the time of the incident. B) (Reuters)

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Once a virus is released, it tends to stick around.Viruses which, by rights, should have disappeared years ago! Ellen Degeneres virus: Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC Monica Lewinsky virus: Sucks all the memory out of your computer Titanic virus: Makes your whole computer go down Disney virus: Everything in the computer goes Goofy Mike Tyson virus: Quits after one byte Prozac virus: Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care Sharon Stone virus: Makes a huge initial impact, then you forget it's there. Lorena Bobbit virus: Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy

This is what I mean with "one after the other" : Wrong 1.start /wait %systemdrive%\CyberLink\PDVD\Setup.exe /S (InstallShield prog) 2.start /wait %systemdrive%\CyberLink\PowerDVD6_Patch_2003e2\Setup.exe /S (InstallShield prog) 3.start /wait %CDROM%\Shareaza_2.2.1.0.exe /VERYSILENT /SP- (no InstallShield prog) Right: 1.start /wait %systemdrive%\CyberLink\PDVD\Setup.exe /S (InstallShield prog) 2.start /wait %CDROM%\Shareaza_2.2.1.0.exe /VERYSILENT /SP- (no InstallShield prog) 3.start /wait %systemdrive%\CyberLink\PowerDVD6_Patch_2003e2\Setup.exe /S (InstallShield prog) Some time you need to put 2 "no InstallShield prog" between two "InstallShield prog"

When you click "Detaljer" what is happening? (links?)

You can try Real Alternative

All you need is CyberLink PowerDVD 6 with MPEG 4 AVC PACK ENABLED!(and maybe enable DTS Pack and DTS 96/24 Pack but i don't think so) For sure!

Please can you give me a link? for kb905474

They are "Optional software updates" you need to select "custom" update Microsoft Base Smart Card Cryptographic Service Provider Package(KB909520) Windows Media Connect 2.0 (KB909993)

I had some similar problem when i try to install one after the other, some "InstallShield" progs!(with a batch file) If this is the case try to install something else between them!

Image for Windows 1.61

It's there a way to do the same thing with a batch file(or vbscript)?(remote desktop enabled & the hole in XP firewall)