Actually it appears you are wrong... Google Quark, I doubt the first result will be some old Quake editor. More likly, it will be the program that I was talking about. At least your post made me laugh.
Yeah, they have fans specificly designed for RAM cooling... Like http://www.newegg.com/app/viewProductDesc....tion=35-116-004, it's gotten good reviews... so I'd give that a try first.