WildKat Posted September 15, 2003 Share Posted September 15, 2003 A blonde went into a worldwide message center to send a message to hermother overseas.When the man told her it would cost £300, she exclaimed:"But I don't have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to mymother."The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect), "Anything"? He asked"Yes, yes, anything", the blonde promised.The blonde did as she was told and followed the man."Come in and close the door." the man said. She did.He then said "Now get on your knees." She did."Now take down my zipper." She did."Now go ahead ... take it out." he said.She reached in and grabbed it with both hands ... then paused.The man closed his eyes and whispered, "Well ... go ahead."The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it and, while holding itclose to her lips, tentatively said...."Hello Mum, can you hear me?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 omg rofl! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggtyh Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 :rofl: :excited: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b0r3d Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 Sounds like my sister ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggtyh Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 Sounds like my sister ...lol, lots of lol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doggie Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 lol i heard it ages ago but its still quite funny.. blondes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rstryker Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 hahahahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carmon Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 Rofl :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveXP Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piaqt Posted September 16, 2003 Share Posted September 16, 2003 lol i heard it ages ago but its still quite funny.. blondes probably from me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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