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Hmm.. another blonde joke


WildKat

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A blonde went into a worldwide message center to send a message to her

mother overseas.

When the man told her it would cost £300, she exclaimed:

"But I don't have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my

mother."

The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect), "Anything"? He asked

"Yes, yes, anything", the blonde promised.

The blonde did as she was told and followed the man.

"Come in and close the door." the man said. She did.

He then said "Now get on your knees." She did.

"Now take down my zipper." She did.

"Now go ahead ... take it out." he said.

She reached in and grabbed it with both hands ... then paused.

The man closed his eyes and whispered, "Well ... go ahead."

The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it and, while holding it

close to her lips, tentatively said....

"Hello Mum, can you hear me?"

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