A couple were going out for the evening.

They'd gotten ready, all dolled up,

dog put out, etc.

The taxi arrives,

and as the couple start out,

the dog shoots back in the house.

They don't want the dog shut in the house,

so the wife goes out to the taxi while

the husband goes upstairs to chase the dog out.

The wife, not wanting it known that the house

will be empty explains to the taxi driver:

"He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."

A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab.

"Sorry I took so long" he says.

"Stupid b***h was hiding under the bed

and I had to poke her with a coat hanger

to get her to come out!

Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to

keep her from scratching and biting me

as I hauled her a** downstairs

and tossed her in the back yard!

She better not crap in the vegetable

garden again either!"

Haha... I could just imagine the look on the cabby's face!

lol good one

LMAO, that's a good idea for MY mother-in-law