XPerties Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 Just some helpful hints for all the ladies out there... lol enjoy The Men's View We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rulesfrom the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are allnumbered "1" ON PURPOSE!1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put itdown. You can handle it. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hearus complaining about you leaving it down.1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon. Let it be.1. Crying is blackmail.1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one...Subtle hints donot work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just sayit!1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's whatwe do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact,all comments become null and void after 7 days.1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us toact like soap opera guys.1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the waysmakes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say duringcommercials.1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach,for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is a squash. We have no ideawhat mauve is.1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act likenothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth thehassle.1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer youdon't want to hear.1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared todiscuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.1. You have enough clothes.1. You have too many shoes.1. I am in shape. ROUND is a shape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vcant Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 ROLFgreat one XPerties!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vcant Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 here something on topic too, its old, but maybe someone didnt see it yet:linklink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crispy Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 ROFL! So true, sooo true w00t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rik Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 Too funny...too true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rstryker Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 HAHAHA :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babis Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 great list! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piaqt Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 Please note... these are allnumbered "1" ON PURPOSE!...because y'all can't count any higher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaft Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 thanks man, i needed that /me owes xperties one "thing" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amdphr3@kXP Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 ROFL LMFAO, thats good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Visentinel Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 LAF!!!Thats Good and VERY True 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say duringcommercials.I cant Stress this one ENough !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amdphr3@kXP Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 LAF!!!Thats Good and VERY True 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say duringcommercials.I cant Stress this one ENough !!yeh i reckon, my ex would interrupt me all the time while i was watchin a movie or sumthin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doggie Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 lol!!! i agree... that toilet seat issue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amdphr3@kXP Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 lol!!! i agree... that toilet seat issue yes exactly, its quite annoying... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Visentinel Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 LoL yes .. that is actully annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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