misskellibad1 Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 Defense Attorney: What is your age?Little old Woman: I am 86 years old.Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happenedto you?Little old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my frontporch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comescreeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.Defense Attorney: Did you know him?Little old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly.Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?Little old Woman: He started to rub my thigh.Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?Little old Woman: No, I didn't stop him.Defense Attorney: Why not?Little old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abnerpassed away some 30 years ago.Defense Attorney: What happened next?Little old Woman: He began to rub my breasts.Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?Little old Woman: No, I did not stop him.Defense Attorney: Why not?Little old Woman: Why, Your Honor, his rubbingmade me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!Defense Attorney: What happened next?Little old Woman: Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just laid downand said to him..."Take me ...young man...Take me!"Defense Attorney: Did he take you?Little old Woman: Hell, no. He just yelled, "April Fool!" ...and that's when I shot the little bastard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zipp51 Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 Good one Misskelli Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Robertson Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 roflrofl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FthrJACK Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 ROFL!!!!! i like it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamehead200 Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 ROFLMAO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doggie Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 hehe.. nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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